Ah, dating Nirvana, where the Imperfect seek their Ideal. Like a Candy Shop in Oz, I'd say.....To those who I have sent a message to recently who did not respond in any way.....if you are ashamed because you are illiterate, I will be happy to teach you to read, I am fairly good at it. Not sure why I slipped this in here, since if you are illiterate you won't see this anyway. Kind of like those billboards that say "Illiterate? Call 1900-555-5555"

Former incurable Romantic, Reformed Hippie, Ne'er-do-well and former Yborhemian seeking happy woman, some experience in being happy necessary. Petite or somewhat Rubenesque since BBW usually means too much time at the table.

I can adapt to any situation, tails to denim. Am somewhat well traveled and temporarily over it. I plan on having my camera lead me to interesting places.

Must love music, art, wine, and the natural world. Must enjoy healthy food choices though I have a weakness for ice cream at times.Shopping is not a hobby, its an odd addiction for which poverty is the only cure. Prefer photogenic since I have two wonderful cameras and love to use them. Prefer someone who does not use a spatula to apply makeup. No breast implants, they are ungodly unnatural. I am more like Bob Dylan or Mark Twain than Ward Cleaver or that Family Guy dude. I love literature, nature, passion, passivity and world peace. Am by no means a Christian nor any any other follower of some goose stepping religion. Am liberal to a degree but I would not let my daughter marry****Cheney or his daughter for that matter. Love WMNF community radio.

I can cook, very well I if I may say so. i can fix just about anything around a house and do so often. Not that I am going to accept a date to renovate your place in exchange for a spaghetti dinner. I believe in accepting personal responsibility for my own actions and feel the world at large owes me nothing. Random acts of kindness overtake me often and sometimes much to my chagrin. If we are all so perfect, so tolerant, so easy to please and get along with, why are we divorced? Humans will be humans, accept that. You cannot make an unhappy person happy, that will wreck your own life. I have an insatiable curiosity about the universe around me. I love a well turned ankle, a genuine smile. I know how to turn off the television.

Am a poet, a song writer, cartoonist and general all around ne'er-do-well. Have more talents than the average fish. Have great health. Have no children nor pets by design but tolerate of other peoples offspring and pets. Am tolerant to religion but generally avoid it. Drink very little but do have a fondness for wine and good conversation. Am a non-practicing Harpo Marxist and will not join an organization that will admit me. No criminal record, no outstanding debts, very little junk food and extremely allergic to ignorance. Am not a card carrying member of the middle class, more of a Bohemian who finds my pleasure in the world around me. Like to take a long walk following my camera around.

Seeking partner, companion and the greatest damn love the world has ever known. Why not just live happily ever after. I am not now, nor will I ever be your typical average man. Will even either cut or at least, comb my hair if need be. Not interested in world travel, I don't care for resorts and the like, I like to wander around and see what real people in other countries are doing as they go about their daily routines. I did a two year cruise on a floating airport and have seen a bit of the world. I lived in Guantanamo Bay for a year courtesy of the military and would love to see the other side of the fence. I love music, always have, Classical to Punk but I tend to ignore the "Hair and Spandex" bands, the foul mouth rappers and pop tarts.

Want to meet a unique woman, out of the ordinary, happy as a playing otter on a riverbank.

What's with Natural Spring Water? Anyone ever seen Unnatural Spring Water?

Only real qualification required is be happy and secure with one's self, really isn't that hard.

Are you that woman?

A picnic, a glass of wine and a beautiful day. If we can't make the most of that, we could Baker Act each other. I can make good coffee, so Starbucks is nothing more to me than an overblown, overpriced fad, won't go there.

A museum of fine art is a nice way to spend an afternoon.