I want to meet folks but am actally looking for only one-not one at a time-just one...for me. Yes, the bars are for that but the folks that hang out there have just recently had a lobotomy and are on medicinal alcohol. Really love meeting friends there but couldn't meet a real date there to save my soul! Thought I'd click a really easy button and this system is asking me more questions than my doctor!

I'm a very intelligent, inordinately sarcastic, truly mule-headed, self described idiot. I love trying everything and can't do anything...except dance. I have a real craving for dancing. Tried a 10-step program for it and managed to pick up a few moves rather than kick the habit!

You, hopefully, love to read (chronically), dance (well?), risk being embarrassed and can discuss anything - usually simultaneously!

If you've made it this far without rolling your eyes (I saw that!), then holler - the echo's great in here!

PS….Yes there’s a photo. No it’s not attached. I taped it to my PC screen and it just fell on the floor - I’m gonna have to get the duct tape out.

First Dates are scary - Don't be! I'm not....At least the voices in my head tell me I'm not scary...And I BELIEVE THEM!