O.K. What can a guy say about himself without sounding full of it or gay? I could start with the whole "I like long walks on the beach" stuff. or I can be completely honest and hope it works. Lets see.....I grew up in Berwyn, USA and yes I still watch Svengoolie. Yes...being from Berwyn I'm Italian and no I don't have a Mustang with a red pepper hanging from the window or an Italian boot sticker on the bumper. But I can cook, and a damn good one at that. No, I don't watch Rocky or the GodFather every weekend.(every other weekend) Yes...I think Al Pacino and Robert Deniro are the greatest actors of all time. In the 80's I was a hippie with a heavy metal band. So yes....I still listen to that stuff. but I also listen to Dean Martin and the rest of the Rat Pack. And between you and I, because I'm a fan of 70's T.V. I even have a Partridge Family CD. I also have every episode of "What's Happening" on DVD. (see, I knew something would come up that makes sound gay) Now for the good things....I never raised a hand to a woman------never spent a night in jail----and I can pass a drug test. Now what do I want from a woman? Any woman that can make me laugh is O.K. in my book. She must be a little on the crazy side, not checking my cell phone records crazy, but not afraid to have a good time even if it means making a fool out of herself. She must realize that it's O.K. sometimes to NOT act your age. Making out in the car is a must. Sometimes parking and making out is better then sex(O.k. who am I kidding, it's not. but it's still fun) She must be willing to put up with a man who tells the whole world on-line that he has a Partridge family CD. I'm a private contractor and I make home repairs all day. The last thing I wanna do is come home and make home repairs. That's why I dropped out of Gynecology school. (think about that one for a minute) I have children and they will come first before anything else. and yes they live with me. I could try and give all the typical B.S. that you women wanna hear like I want a soulmate or a best buddy for life and grow old with you, but let's be honest, that's what every guy puts on here. we sit here and think about what you wanna hear and that's what we put down. I won't......more then likely after viewing this profile you will ignore it and move on. That's O.k. the one who gets this and responds is the one I'm looking for. Then we can talk about the growing old and soulmate stuff.

Dinner------Comedy Club-------rock concert-------Hot tub club w/ a bottle of wine;)--Coffee------Olive park--------Order a pizza and stay in and watch svengoolie-----Park outside McDonalds and yell stupid things when people are trying to order------Crash a wedding------Dine and dash--------split a 6 pak and then go to White castle