So, of course I like moonlit walks on the beach, value honesty, am ...SCREECH! Come on! If I were like all those other people then I would have found the woman I am looking for by now.

OK, I am a little offbeat. I'll think too much from time to time, really don't care what car you drive, don't know who is married to whom in Hollywood, understand centripetal motion, like wine, dislike dancing and can be distracted.

Addendum time. Yes, I am 49, not one of those "But I feel ..." aged people. Yes, I am 6' tall so unless you are really tall those heels won't make you look at the top of my head.

Oh, grammar and spelling do count. The list of differences, part two: (their, they're, there) (bring, take) (to, too) (your, you're) (infer, imply) (Betty, Wilma) (literally, figuratively) (that, who) (lay, lie) (pique, peak, peek) (further, farther) (church, state) Witty suggestions get extra points.

Oh, and oh again, I have a soft spot for slightly bookish women. This boy does make passes at girls who wear glasses.

"Oh" to the third. The word is "piqued." That is in the list of differences and is probably the most misspelled word on this site.

Let's get married first and then force all the details to work out.