I totally hate this part. FIRST OF ALL, emails with the subject "Hey Sexy" or some derivitive thereof, please know that is not a turn on and doesn't make me want to email you back. That is NOT what's up. Ok, back to me. :) Let's see, I'm short, thick, cute, fun as hell, love to laugh, love to sing (this is no joke, I sing ALL the time. You might get annoyed. (: ), love to dance. I tend to be very honest and sometimes too blunt, but at least you'll know where I stand. I won't intentionally hurt someone's feelings, and I feel really bad if I do upset someone. I'm very close with my family. I love kids. I like to read vampire books (yep, I said it). I like all kinds of music, I can't pick a favorite genre. I love movies like "Wedding Crashers", "I Love You Man", "Goldmember", STUPID funny movies. I also still like Disney Cartoons. Clearly, part of me refuses to grow up. :) I have a house, a car, a dog, 2 jobs, not enough sleep. :) I don't think I have a "quiet" button, I'm a loud laugher and speaker; "whisper" is not in my vocabulary. Hmmm... I'm not thin. You should know that up front, and I'm not trying to get skinny again for anyone else but me, and that will happen when I'm ready. So, you're gonna have to be ok with some "fluff". :) I'm not a big drinker, I'd much prefer to enjoy things sober. I've been known to smoke on occasion. I hate yard work. I love pickles and Diet Coke. I have a love/hate relationship with scary movies. I can't think of anything else. If you can, ask me.

I'd like to just go to a casual dinner on a first date, not a shmancy place or a too-loud bar. Just like, Friday's or someplace where I can here what you're saying. The "get to know a person" part is crucial, I don't want it to be bogged down with "let me try to impress someone by taking them an expensive restaurant I can't really afford" or anything like that. I'd just like to kick it and see what's up, nothing major.