I love to make people laugh and I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person. So if you cant laugh at a joke, then you probably shouldn't be hanging out with me.

I'm gonna be brutally honest, I have a weight limit when it comes to women I date. If you wanna be my friend then you can't weigh more than me. I think thats pretty easy to abide by. No disrespect but I dont wanna waste your time or mine and I dont need fake friends. I know I sound shallow but I'm just being real. If you're mad then you're probably fat. And the truth is fat women and I just dont get along.

As you probably figured out by now, I'm an honest individual and I speak my mind but I have a huge heart. I love playing basketball and staying active because health is very important to me. I like to travel and go on vacations every now and then and spoil myself rotten because I can but I'm not materialistic or selfish. I am currently unmarried so that makes me a free man.

Life's obstacles are keeping me on my toes. I am a risk taker, an unleashed personality. I hold nothing back and I am willing to put it all on the line, act quickly and expect success. And if I do fail, I have no regrets. Life is short. You only live once.

I like a variety of music and enjoy all genres. My favorites at the moment are Lady Gaga and Eminem because they're not afraid to be themselves. I live the simple life and I am very independent. Too much predictability scares me. But nothing scares me more than a girl who weighs more than an elephant. Speaking of elephants, I'm getting hungry. All this typing is making my penis soft. Thank you for your time and have a wonderful day :)

-Long

Anything that involves you :)