Ladies, Ladies, Ladies get ready to read the best profile on here and yes I have read some of my competition...all I can say is WOW! Now I know I'm not a comedian.....but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night ;-) I don't understand what's wrong so hopefully one of you can help me out. If you read any magazine, or listen to any girl they all say the same thing. "They want a man who makes them laugh, a man with goals and values, and a man who exudes confidence." So let me be blunt. THIS IS ME! It makes me smile when people laugh at my jokes. I KNOW I'm funny, I LOVE my family and friends so much it hurts sometimes. (*Keep reading, if you don't like this profile you might not like me*) Do you want someone you always have fun with, wherever you go and whatever you do, it's a memorable event (this of course starts from the moment we meet!)? I am very outgoing, I will tell you exactly what I think. I am one of the sweetest, most genuine guys you will ever meet! I have more personality in one finger than most others in their entire body. I finally found a job that gives me freedom and I love what I do. My goal is to make 1 meel-yon dollars by the age of 35. (Dr. Evil really gets me). I want to meet someone that has the same interests as me...be outgoing, have a great sense of humor! I know I can make you laugh but hopefully you can give me a run for my money. I love movies and have about any movie on DVD that you can think of. In the winter I go skiing as much as I can. I am a wonderful chef. I have lots going for me except the perfect girl *THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN! sorry for yelling ;-) Now see hanging out with the boys gets old, plus I'm not gay, so there in itself lies a problem. I am a true southern gentleman (I open doors, move chairs and help put jackets on :-). If you want someone who wants to treat you as good as you treat them...WRITE ME! Oh and bonus points if you can tell me who sings this..."The sweetest thing that you'll ever see in the whole wide world is a happy girl!

The total package includes: Comes from a great family, goal oriented, always fun to be around, cute with a great sense of humor, very clean and organized, plays well with others, loves thrills and adventures, Champion Monopoly player ;-), oh and a very passionate kisser and cuddler. :-) Thanks you very much for reading, God Bless and drive safe.