I am the most sarcastic person you will meet. If you don't like being kept on your toes then go to the next profile.

I love softball and play 2 nights a week in Westminster and 1 in Boulder from spring through fall. I play flag football on Sundays as well.

I quote movies quite often and will pull one out of my ass at any time.

I’m really, really ridiculously good looking.

I'm a dork sometimes because I can.

I like tattoos. I only have 2 but I would like to get many more.

I dig all kinds of music but gravitate towards heavy paint peeling music - I mean cookie monster vocals type heavy. As I Lay Dying, August Burns Red and Unearth are just a few I like. I also love Pink Floyd, Tool, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Down and many, many more.

I love being outdoors. Camping, hiking, backpacking, snowboarding or just working on a day buzz.

Life would be dull as can be without sports. I am a diehard San Diego Chargers and Padres fan as well as a Lakers fan. I don't care who you root for, just be prepared for lots of trash talk.

I love horror movies. The original Halloween is the perfect movie. Jaws is the best movie of all time. I also love comedies. Anchorman, Zoolander, Napoleon Dynamite, Young Frankenstein, The Holy Grail, Blazing Saddles, Caddyshack, Spinal Tap, The Big Lebowski ...

I am not a go to church every Sunday type guy quite yet but God holds a significant place in my heart.

I like good beer ... no, I LOVE good beer. I don't drink a lot but I enjoy the taste of beer. I mean genuinely enjoy it.

I have two wonderful sons and they are the most important things in my life. I have them almost all the time and am very protective so don't be offended if you don't meet them for a while.

That is pretty much me in a nutshell. Pretty awesome huh?

Oh one final thing - I don't date older women. I have nothing against you, it just isn't something I'm comfortable with.

Going to happy hour and sitting out on the patio enjoying a beer sounds good to me!