I love to laugh.
I want to learn to snowboard.
I love sushi.
I have a bachelors degree in Biology, with an emphasis in Physiology and Anatomy.
I'm a writer.
I know A LOT about wine.
I used to install car stereo electronics.
I love Kevin Smith movies.
I hate stupid people.
I love the color purple.
I have 2 tattoos and piercings in my ears only.
I graduated Magna Cum Laude.
I'm non-religious but not intolerant or absent of belief.
I'm too chicken to watch a lot of horror movies.
I want to learn a martial art.
I have two cats, Ozreal and Jasmine, a hamster named Chewy, and a german shepherd named Champ.
I love reading...fantasy, suspense, drama, action, humor.
I want to own my own restaurant/bar.
I love pickles.
I love Joss Whedon creations.
I've hiked to Muir Grove...and been a foot away from a wild black bear.
I can go to BJ's to eat any day of the week.
I speak a good amount of Spanish.
I love the movie Dogma.
I have dimples.
I can admit that I like Kelly Clarkson.
I'm really good at beer pong.
I love my family.
I don't have tonsils.
I make mistakes.
I have a smart, sarcastic, and silly sense of humor.
I've been to New Orleans, Oregon, New York, Las Vegas, and London...and a lot of other states too.
I want to go to Australia and Hawaii.
I am loyal to my friends and I don't judge them.
I love rock music the best, especially Incubus, Slipknot, Disturbed, and Breaking Benjamin.
I appreciate art...but I can't even draw stick figures.
I cry more than I'd like to admit...mostly during sappy girl movies.
I want to hike to the top of Half Dome.
I'm protective of my friends, almost insanely.
I hate doing dishes.
I'm moderately liberal (and a contradiction haha).
I won't settle for less than I want and deserve.
I'm allergic to metal, cats/dogs, and latex.
I'm strong, confident, and capable.
I'm working on my teaching credential and my Masters in Biology...and I plan to teach high school science.
I have a dream...and it involves handcuffs and a sense of adventure. ;)
I'm a hard liquor Sailor Jerry kinda girl...but I like wine and beer too.
I hate hospitals and needles and Vicodin makes me cranky.


I'm a nice girl. I'm easily entertained, funny, and adventurous. I'm also affectionate, generous, and caring. I'd like to find someone to share that with. I'm not looking to find a husband...but I do want something meaningful. I appreciate honesty and maturity. If you aren't interested at any point for any reason, just let me know. I'm emotionally stable and mature...translation: I can handle it. =D

I would be my incredibly witty, friendly, and sexy self.