1. MY HOBBIES ARE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, WATCHING THE NOTEBOOK WHILE READING POETRY NEXT TO A WARM FIRE ON A BEAR SKIN RUG THAT I MADE AFTER I KILLED THE BEAR WITH MY BARE HANDS, AND TAKING CARE OF SENIOR CITIZENS ON THE WEEKENDS. UM, BUTTERFLY KISSES AND BAKING. WATCHING MARTHA STEWART WHILE EATING CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES AND DRINKING MIMOSA'S WHILE WEARING A TURTLE NECK AND SCARF THAT MATCHES MY SHOES. LOL WHEW!!!

2. MY GOALS ARE TO MOVE UP AT MCDONALD'S, I'M TIRED OF TYRONE GETTING TO WORK THE FRIES AND THE PATTIES, WHILE I'M STUCK ON CLEAN UP. AND HE COMES IN LATE EVERYDAY AND TAKES EXTENDED BREAKS. I PUT IN MY WORK, WHEN IS IT MY TURN?

3. WHAT MAKES ME UNIQUE IS MY THIRD TESTICLE, IT'S COOL THAT IT HELPED ME LEARN HOW TO JUGGLE AND THE TENDER AGE OF 3, BUT WHAT I REALLY LIKE ABOUT IT IS THAT I NEVER GET BAT WINGS, BECAUSE IT HANGS BELOW THE OTHER TWO AND KEEPS THEM IN PLACE!!

4. MY TASTE IN MUSIC IS ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH KILLING, STEALING, BEATING, CHEATING, BUCKING THE SYSTEM OR LOVE.

MAYBE FLY TO FRANCE AND EAT A ROMANTIC DINNER, THEN JET OVER TO VENICE AND RIDE THE GONDOLA BOATS WHILE I SING THE SWEET NOTHINGS OF MICHAEL BOLTON IN YOUR EAR. J/K

WE WOULD PROBABLY GO TO SEVEN ELEVEN AND GET A 40!