Ok well I'm KEV! yeah that's an exclamation point, i live in Hamilton but i'm cool i swear.. myself,when its movie time i like horrorshows..the weirder and older the better,(VHS ruled!)i'm all about prequels and sequels and comedians with a razor sharp edge to them..Oh and i am 1/2 AlienWolf/1/2Human..(just sayin) my favourite thing in life has got to be going to concerts (when the good ones come around)or a road trip to slam in the pit,yup i'm a metalhead like that and old skool punk, mike patton too but not limited to them, but i admit it, i cant deny the funk( im talking to you RHCP).. i dig Family guy and kevin smith movies too(nooch) so we're going to get along great.. oh and me, im at least the 3rd funniest person you've never met, so i've got that going for me,(i'm also afraid of judge judy please don't make me watch,i like to reminisce with people i don't know,...i guess i have kind of a hair-don't but it looks cool.. i do impressions,usually of you,if i don't nail the voice i will capture your essence, i sing when i cook, i'm a kind of punk rock Pasquale the singin chef,i say wooo when i'm happy, .. after midnight i often pretend it's pacific time...i call kool aid-"Freshie" because i miss freshie..i'm looking for a gal with her own style..whatever it is originality is a must..no clones allowed. i'd say i crave excitement, boredom is my arch rival. staring at the walls is not an option!
any girl bold enough to message me first already has my attention...
ok well that's me
i just had a hippopotamus for lunch !
oh and i can't wait to hear how much smarter you are than all of your co-workers
and if there are pics of you throwing the goat on your profile come talk to me !
i'm currently trying to bring back the Boo!... i mean some people/places &things just need to be Boo-ed! right?
i'm having a girlfirend for a day contest...sounds sketchy but it's fun
i swear...it's just two (random) people meeting for slurpees or coffee/teas or liquor
(your choice) actin a fool and possibly involving a lap-dance (again your choice)
maybe a trip to see battle of the bands...or at least a swap meet
go to dollar store and buy each other a gift...
truth or dare anyone?

Date? i don't care how cute you are the first time we meet is not a date,more like a meet & greet, possibly followed by an adventure "date" sounds like a lot of pressure..who needs that?
Well this is Hamilton so most adventures start at Timmy's or the liquor store (your choice) so let's get wired or loaded and flee into the night, maybe crash a house party or go see a band at a bar and rock the Fu-Ck Out!.....maybe stay past last call and miss last bus on purpose just so i can walk you home, on the way we can get slurpees and test out the local tire swings & stay out till the sun comes up... something so intricately planned it comes across as spur of the moment, random, and spontaneous, who doesn't like that?
Either that or crank up the MISFITS comb our hair in front of our eyes into Devilocks and sing along!