Work hard... play hard: words to live by.
I'm real easy-going.
Spelling errors bother me (I've checked my spelling on here at least 5 times)
I'll come into a room looking serious but have everyone laughing 20 minutes later. (I don't know why I look so serious all the time but it really doesn't fit me)
Horrible about saving money but it usually leads to good times.
I try to eat healthy but every once in a while a bacon avocado cheeseburger is necessary.
I believe in opening doors for women and giving them my coat on a cold night (cheesy and old school but it's what I do)
I think a woman is at her hottest first thing in the morning or right out of the gym.
I shop like a chick and have more clothes than i know what to do with.
Have a big dog and a little cat... my cat is evil but the puppy is a sweetheart.
Love some poker, I try to hit the casino a couple times a month usually.
Live shows are always a good way to kill a thurs, fri or sat... have a few friends doin' well around the long beach scene.
Complete movie buff... I buy more of them than i watch but a lazy sunday and a movie on the couch is always good.
If it has an engine and tires i want it.
Takes a lot to make me mad so if u like to push buttons I welcome the challenge.
Try to hit vegas at least once a year... if u havent by now u should.
I'd rather be the driver than the passenger in a car.
I can't stand the way cotton balls feel... they creep me out.(I'm not alone on this, I've met others like me)
I'm super social and somehow end up having long conversations with random people.
Not really the jealous type... I'm more the type to encourage the short shorts and tight clothes.
If a guy is checking out the girl I'm with, I look at it as a compliment (as long as nothing stupid is said)
Always down for a camping trip or a trip to the dunes... but not much for water.
Born and raised city kid that can survive outdoors.
Always lookin' on the positive side of things and a firm believer that a negative attitude will bring negativity.
Can't stand people that whine about stupid things.
Realized a long time ago that complaining solves nothing... get up and do something about it.
I think this online thing is kinda awkward but... why not. Can't knock it until I try it.
I also think the spelling of the word "awkward" is awkward in itself.
When it comes to food, I'll try it and probably like it. Theres not much I wont eat... except potato salad, Blah.
Not the sensitive type but I will admit to watching "The Notebook" and liking it (shhhh)
Weekend warrior, mon-fri is all business and when thats done it's time to rage. (i'll sneak in a thursday show if my boy is playing in LB)
I dont think I've ever kept a car more than 2 years.
Tarantino fan to the fullest.
Listen to just about anything musically, mostly ska, raggae, punk and rap. (I can switch from Ray Charles to NOFX to Eminem to The Beatles all in one work-out)
Probably a little too honest.
Still don't know what I'm doing on this site.
Only drink soda if theres rum in it.
Am impressed if you have read this much of my rambling.
Realizing I could probably find more constructive things to do at work than type all this... lol.
Thought about making a profile with the dorkiest pic I could find and go on about how I live in my mom's basement and play world of warcraft for hours on end. (I don't and don't again BTW)
Have found that girls tend to like me for the wrong reasons... which is only good short term.
Hate the commercialism of holidays but enjoy the family and friends part of it all.
Have a little OCD and ADD but they seem to be fading with age.
Still reading? Wow!
Stupidity can be annoying but ditsyness can be adorable.
98% of the people I meet love me to death but the 2% absolutely hates me.(Theres no inbetween with me I guess)
I don't think my oven has been turned on in about 2 years.
I haven't had a bowl of cereal in over 10 years and I don't know why.
Will watch even the worst movie until the end no matter how bad it is.
Sometimes go to work in flip-flops and shorts just because I can.
I think flowers are a better gift when it's just because and they're just cheesy on a special occasion.
I wish my TV had only 3 channels that consisted of Adult swim, football and UFC. (oh ya...and south park, maybe scrubs)
I never try anything on when shopping for clothes.
I'm really not taking this site that seriously but if I find some cool people to hang out with or something more... thats good... Im just a social muhfukka.
And finally I'm realizing how bored I must be right now... back to work I guess. haha
Bottom line: Looking for the one but having some fun on the way there.

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You must not be ORANGE!!! LMAO at horrible fake tans.

Depends on the feeling that day...