Hello women of POF everyone has their quirks, and Im just looking for someone whose special brand of crazy I find adorable and feels the same about me.

Im looking for someone intelligent, energetic, fun, and somewhat outdoorsy. You probably dont have a "style" but can look somewhat hipstery at times. Your sense of humor falls in line with Its Always Sunny, 30 Rock, Spaced, and Arrested Development. You have traveled to another side of an ocean, and prefer to live like a local when you are there.

As for me, Im a computer geek who enjoys the above.

Bonus points if you...
can give a good massage
are artistic
are interested in self awareness/improvement
speak multiple languages
are adventurous
can communicate clearly

You should not reply if...
You are allergic to an adorable kitten.
You have a hormonal imbalance and look like a man (beard, chest hair, etc..)
You would vote for Sarah Palin for any reason other than comedy
You are extremely racist and make comments about those around you on a date
You are prescribed meds for a mental imbalance but have decided not to take them
You have no job, sleep in bed all day, and surf on your laptop
You are obsessed with having a second date after I mention I have no interest in one. Seriously, trying to convince me that we should go on another date is not attractive.
You are aviophobic. (I'll want to go on vacation, you wont be able to go, I'll take a friend with me, you'll get jealous of her and set my apartment on fire, you'll end up in jail, and i will have lost all my stuff. Seriously it's better if we just end it before it starts.)

A quick meet up for tea/coffee, someplace we can talk.