Hailz!!!!My name is Pat.

I am a good ol boy from Bama.Am new to Dallas area and I honestly don't know anything at all about it.I figured out how to get to Wal-Mart and the package store.Figured that was good enough.

I don't do drugs and don't hang out with people who do.You wanna **** up your life fine.But leave me out of it.My last relationship ended because she was on drugs.Pot counts too.You smoking around me can make me bust a piss test and I make too much money to let you **** it up.

I am an old headbanger.Just a fact of life.I also love me some old country.My musical tastes vary widely.I am a musician and I can tell within a few measures if I am going to like something.I detest all this cookie cutter rap and pop.

I have played guitar for 16 years and I don't think I will ever stop.I will talk at great lengths about guitars and the ones I plan to buy someday.

Not really sure what I want or need from a partner right now.I am at a point of evaluation.

I pull no punches on my opinions.Somebody told me once about political correctness but I think they were really a dope smoking liberal trying to lie to me.

I prefer talking on ims.I really don't like emailing.I guess I I like the instant gratification of im.

I feel that I am a hilarious fellow.But that is subjective as to whether or not you get my twisted humor.I will make fun of myself so long as it serves the joke.

If you can deal with that then let's talk.But don't go chasing me all over the internet.Already having to take out a restraining order against one crazy woman.Stalking me is a good indication that you would be crazy too.

UPDATE:It seems I will be leaving the Big D soon.Wonder where I'll go?

Haven't been on one in years.I wouldn't know where to start.I reckon a bottle of whiskey,a river and a 4x4