I don't look ANYTHING like my photo! My hair's shorter, curlier, I don't even OWN that red sweater anymore! I think the photo's from the beginning of 2006! GEEZE!

I really DO have to have a friend take a new picture of me! Maybe I need a guy with a camera to take a picture for me! Mine was stolen off the front seat of my car...I lock my doors now!

I want to do NOTHING BUT: exhibit & sell my paintings, publish my children's books, garden and...

live with and take care of a healthy, reasonable, sane and sober guy in need of a rational and reasonable woman who can cook for 2 or 40, find the funny in every disaster and laugh it off, train the dog, get along with the kids and grandkids, swim a mile every morning, teach the grandkids how to swim,and give him a reason to thank god for viagra!

Go to a great Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet, stuff ourselves with salad, seafood and fruit, then go see an action movie. Afterwards, coffee and maybe an ice cream cone. I run around a lot, so I tend to burn it all off...