Hi, I'm a selfish prick, and to sum me up... well, the only thing more impressive than my rugged good-looks and irresistible charm is my INCREDIBLE MODESTY, and therefore, as a matter of speaking, I’m kind-of high maintenance; I enjoy being wined and dined: I prefer fifteen minute back massages, sex on the beach (DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. I'm talking about the DRINK!) and my pillow fluffed every night before I go to bed, but Also, I'm creative and spontaneous: There’s nothing better than doing something random you never planned, and then ending up having the time of your life doing it, and In addition, I enjoy being surrounded by people who are childish at heart and can laugh at the TOTALLY dorky things I tease them for doing. Furthermore, I LOOOVEEE cakes and cookies, all sorts, and the women who can bake them; Plus, I love book recommendations: The Secret, The Power Broker, and Power, and anything else that emphasizes how to succeed in life. Next, I laugh at guys who use corny pickup lines. Though "Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of Windex" and "I love your hair, it makes your head look normal" have been used multiple times, purely for my own self-amusement, and YEAH. If you think you're fun and unique, then show it to me, Or Otherwise, it's not going to work and I would probably just divorce you and take half your money anyways.

Note: If you own more flip flops then you do high heels it's not going to work. toes and finger nails should always be fresh as well (French Manicure) i know what i'm looking for and wont waste my time other wise..


P.S..You don’t have to be a model to contact me; I prefer quirky girls that can stand out from the crowd.

P.S.S. Just so you know. I'm not just some piece of meat. I have feelings too.

Depends ... so many options