I'm a troublemaker. Never been a faker. Doing things my own way. Never giving up. This is my theme song.

I am a Project Engineer for a finishes contractor and I love my job. Plus I'm really good at it. I'm smart as well as a smartass. I am also very fluent in sarcasm. I love to be social and partake in outdoor activities all year around. I can have fun no matter where I am. I love all music, punk being at the top of my list. If you like Flogging Molly you're cool with me.

I love concerts, movies, theme parks, county fairs, pool parties, BBQs, themed parties, Irish pubs, Vegas, river trips, camping, road trips, sitting on the bed discussing the previous nights shenanigans, a good cup of coffee, hiking, Pilates, the beach, the mountains, warm weather, the smell of spring, Dance Fighting, creative people, legos, funny people, politically incorrect jokes, earth toned colors, pillow fights, people watching, BEER - especially a good Hef, Chuck Taylors and high heels (but not together that's just ghetto), the smell of the forest, tattoos, the smell of a match when you first light it, competitive games of Twister, being in a jacuzzi while it's raining, laughing so hard my cheeks hurt, sketch comedy, improv, when people trip or fall, paperboy hats, running from security patrol, old people holding hands. All of these things make me happy.

I have had this urge to travel and see the world that has only grown stronger and stronger every year, yet haven't because either 1) no money or 2) no one to go with. I realize these are excuses but I don't want to travel alone and I don't know anybody outside of CA. Except in Arizona which I frequently visit. I really really really want to see Boston and Ireland. I have a thing for the Irish for some reason.

I am looking for someone who meets the following criteria:
1. A cute white boy (not racist, just my preference).
2. Sarcastic with a great sense of humor. Someone who is funny without trying and who can laugh at themselves.
3. Obtains a college degree (doesn't mean your smart, just says something about your personality).
4. Has a good job. Preferably one that does not require a name tag.
5. Does not live with parents. Or in a house with 3 other guys.
6. Someone adventurous enough to book a flight to the first city available for a weekend vacation.

Above all, I'm looking for a best friend who will argue the facts of the stories we tell our grandchildren.