Ehhhhh. Isnt this the part we all dread, stuffing the totality of our being into a small blurb with the honest intent of being interesting, attractive and unique. Then we post a picture of ourselves painfully stretching in the mirror to grab our "good side" whilst tring to hide the didgital camera you bought at Best Buy. You could go the route some choose and plaster you profile with pictures of you pets until you end up with one fuzzy snap shot of you with 13 various professional grade pics of your beagle and other assorted furry critters. (cuteness factor aside, I only date my own species people)
Ok wow, 3 Irish carbombs and I become a editorialist...
The real me? Im a tattoed surfing dork. searching for a tattooed surfing dork(ette) or atleast someone who doesnt spray me in the face with pepper spray when i say hello.
Too much to ask for?
Ok After some prompting I will make a short addition to this diatribe about myself:
I guess the best way for you to have taste of what I am actualy like, is a few statements, take from them what you will.
Im lazy, but I work great under pressure.
I love to cook and have aspirations of being a professional chef..but I hate the time cooking takes.
The movie Jaws scared me out of the ocean for 16 years, now I surf regularly and have around 6000 minutes of bottom time diving.
Im scared of hieghts, I have two night oxygen freefall jumps from 25,000 feet (how many times did my altimeter go around?!, and why cant I feel my hands or feet... brrr)
Im a wuss when it comes to pain. I have many scars, and working on a Japanese bodysuit.
I will blame the dog when you smell the fart..or possibly blame one of your parents should they be sitting there.
I snore..bad..but if we are camping no bear will be brave enough to ransack our camp.
I rather watch a dog run amok at the the beach or act like a windsock out a car window then see a comedian.
im somewhere between "Black coat, white shoes, black hat, Cadillac."(bonus if you know this) and Armani suits as far as style goes.
I know most of the customs envolving eating sushi, but im a barbarian so I break them on purpose, pour yourself a shot dammit, im stuffing unagi in my face.
I dont take myself seriousy and probibly wont take you seriously either.
When your down, order something from ACME, try again and eventually you will have roast roadrunner, Wile E Coyote never quits.
Ok ladies, yes I find tattoos attractive and smeone who surfs as well, but its not a show stopper if you dont have them or cant surf..just be yourself and im sure i will like it..
Im not opposed to long term..but hello cart before horse? how about coffee or somthing before ring shopping.

evade the above mentioned Ninja monkeys, Attire is evening casual but black tie prefered.
Anything thats doesn't involve a cheese covered muskrat.
Find a way to use the words "wilst" and/ or "diatribe" in a conversation, common people all that crap I wrote and not one compliment on using those words?