I am a human doing more so than a human being - means I prefer to do shtuff rather than sit around and watch (although I do that too).

I'm a rather unique unit, honest (honestly I am), loyal, intelemegent, chivalrous, respectful, adventurous, creative, fair + just, unorthodox/unconventional, honourable, have and old fashion quality to myself, dependable, open, unselfish, loyal, helpfull (will drop everything if you really need me), easygoing, understanding, experienced, wise, accepting (even tho I might not like someone), my word/ my promises are gold (I have references), gentle as a kitten with those I care about and fierce as a lion with offenders, free spirited, and have bugger loads of integrity, - in short, I am a REAL MAN (rare and scarce I know).

I'm active (sometimes hyperactive), involved in/with many different things (see interests above or ask me for a link to my site), a musician of sorts, experiment, experience, learn all that I possibly can, a misfit of sorts and a shite disturber in my own rights (but in a good way, well mostly - tee hee hee). I am both serious and silly.

I honk my horn when driving threw underpasses/ bridges, I run a few clubs of diff things, my own charities (I give/work directly), put on silly parties, URBAN GAMES (blitz ball, infiltration, SPUD, scavenger hunts, ball tag, capture the flag, head hunter, spy games, and more), and other silly fun shtoopid shite`. This is basically just my fun side, but for those curious ppl wondering where I have the time for all this - it's not your business, it's my business, I run bartertown (Mad Max reference, lol), er um, my business - I've been successfully self employed for over a decade and basically create my own schedule, knowing yer booked for the next 2.5 - 4yrs provides me time to do what I want when I want so long as I get my work done. I know where Im going in life, have many goals that Im in the process of obtaining/completing, and forging my own path.

I enjoy:-
* going on impromptu adventures such as hopping in the car and just seeing where I end up wheather it's landing in Niagara or ending up somewhere in the country or going for a long drive to "X____" to that special lil burger stand/pizza joint/ice cream stand or just going to look at some of the many water falls that bless the great lakes region.
* non mainstream movies such as original print horror flicks, cheesy sci-fi's, kung fu, intelligent films, documentarys, etc.. , as well as regular flicks.
* all genre's of music (prefer small venues over large crowded stadiums)
* in winter I keep a taboggan and snow gear in my trunk incase I come across that irresistable fatal hill
* go to numerous car shows/cruise in's for all types of special interest vehicles
* just being out in nature
* my couch
* learning all that I possibly can (just cuz Im out of school doesn't mean my education stops there)
* expanding myself
* anything new

I disslike:(HATE)-
* waste (doesn't just mean garbage), everything from time to crappy made things
* ppl needlessly suffering
* too much noise (coin slots grrrrr)
* pollution, poor quality anything, traffic, politics that get in the way of anything
* how poorly ppl treat one another
* how most things are run (gov'ts, corp's, etc..)

I don't care what you do for a "living" as work does not define who you are, and I also don't care what you drive, if anything at all (although it makes getting around and meeting up a lot easier), or how or where you live. I just care that yer at least somewhat of a decent calibre and posess some good qualities (whatever they may be), but be warned - I am allergic to shtoopidity and most of it's associates (lying/inconsiderateness/ignorance/greed/selfishness/etc...) as I flail about in uncomprehensable toungs like an ansylum patient until the allergen wears off, so if yer like this, stay the fukk away from me. -- this includes anyone from the slut revolution. as well as posers.

NOTE:- Posers, I gotts nuttins againsts ya's, it's just me's prefers the people that are much more gooder and are themselves (Tip for posers - if yer a poser, yer not yerself, and if yer not yerself - then who are ya?, fig that out and be that person, but if ya suck as being a person, maybe go back to pose-ing as one)

I donts shpells badlys, I jusht have mi owhn ways of rittings. If yer a frreak bout shpellings and PUNK-tuation - well you ppl amuzze me's. I'tz jusht that mi ways much more gooder.

I'm using this as a tool (a beacon if you will) to find those that I might miss "out there", just looking to maybe make some new friends, good friends hopefully and not really to date but anything could happen (just meeting a girl friend online is not my thing) however, I prefer to start off as "friends first" and get to know someone cuz jumping into a relationship might be great and all but it's usually based on a weak foundation and I don't commit to anything without knowing the variables - otherwise it's gambling, which I like, just not with ppls lives.

Ive been here for a while now and Ive come to realize that there are next to no real fun people on POF, oh sure theres lots of people who pretend (lie) to be fun and say they do stuff but they don't, GGGRRRRRRR, I meet more people in an afternoon in the real world than I have the whole time I've been here. So what variable am I missing here? [SERIOUSLY, SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME] I can only guess that most of you are just fearfull of being exposed as frauds or lack human substance, [perhaps you think you don't meet others expectations and you embelish - just stick to who you are, explore yourself a bit to grow - and don't pay any mind to what others expect of you (including me), you either fit those paramaters or you don't, who cares otherwise, but please don't lie - that just shows yer ignorance and lack of intelligence], if you are one of these "people" please stay the FUKKK away from me, contact me if you are real ONLY. I am just like I say I am and do the things I say I do, I say/write what I mean with no sugar coating or added B.S. to make me appear better than I actually am. Im just looking for people who count.


Wow, it's a good thing that I didnt write what a sweet hearted guy I am and all the wonderfull things I do for people, how well I treat em (usually better than they deserve, lol). If everyone knew just how super duper mega astoundingly awesome I was I would be innundated with a mass flooding of e-mails being asked by everyone to marry them. I surely would have to quit my business just to sit here and deal with the onslaught. Ha ha ha ha ha, this bit is all funny.

Im very life active,so if you have lot's of energy, enjoy going out and doing just about anything + have the time (and perhaps some disposable income) to do so - then tag me bakk.

Feel free to msg + ask me anything - Im a friendly bashtardino

Something gentle, quiet, and comfortable - like extreme full contact glow in the dark mini putt while wearing those sumo wrestling suits blindfolded, or perhaps throw ice laden snowballs at purple flying leprechauns who shoot lazer beams from their ears, or sneek into the P.K.N. military base and crazy glue ourselves to a Titan3 missile light the fuze and take that baby for a zip, or a quick trip to the centre of the moon for coffee, oh wait I know - how bout we put on a concert at an old age home and our musical intruments can be vacume cleaners, dirty bedpans, helium to aid in vocals, while attempting to sing a gangsta rap song, or we go bouncin round the streets on these funky bashtardino's while eating ice cream---->