don't wanna deal with any baby mamma drama! kids must be well behaved. prefer dogs and NO exotic or weird animals. you better not do any drugs yes ALL that are ILLEGAL -pot is still included in that, so don't even bother to hide it, NO history of criminal activity or current or pending stuff either misdemeanors too-you knucklehead. Must have a good sense of humor too and like comedies, scary movies and no i don't expect you to watch chick flicks. it's cool to have a drink or two but not every night or too much where you're stupid drunk. I like all kinds of music, not really rap though. Don't like guys who brag about themselves or who are full of themselves or just want all the attention- I don't so don't want somebody around me who does. if you like sports that's cool, but don't expect me to watch 'em with you all of the time. I do like to watch UFC -not wrestling. IF you like porn watch it on your own time sicko!! MUST love large families-it's very important to me that my family likes you. don't have a lot of friends, but my family's opinion counts. NO they aren't nosey or loud LOL just protective. That goes for your family too, don't want to deal with drama there. MOMS are great, but not the ones who want to interfer all of the time. I do like hispanic and whites so...yeah ;p but no young punks DO NOT want to be your mother, so please mature adult men only AND I NEED TO see A CLEAR PIC or you will be deleted/ignored/etc. looking for: hang out then we'll see what happens next. chemistry must be there. I'll add more to this later...

not a bar! nice fancy dinner so you better have a car to pick me up in lol and enough money for my appletini or cosmo & no beer though maybe on occassion.