I like ladies. I don't like spelling errors. I like music, especially music which is rad. I do not like "irony". That's in quotation marks for a reason. I like drinking alcohol. I don't like having drunk alcohol. I like astronomy. I don't like astrology. I like cosmology. I don't like cosmetology. I don't really like this site.

I am not Mr. Right. I am not even Mr. Half-Right. I am Mr. We'll-Give-It-To-You-Because-We-Feel-Bad. I love mind games and I don't have the same goals as you. I'm that guy. Word up.

Okay early to bed, early to rise, makes a woman healthy, wealthy, and wise. That's why you're wiser than me. Hi, I'm Mark. I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night. You've probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes. Um... I do fashion photography. I took a sponge ball, was pulling 'em out of a little girl's ear. I'm looking for the goddess. Are you the goddess? Who is the goddess? The goddess is the woman, is a woman, is any woman, is all women. I'm a 25-year subscriber of both Playboy and the New Yorker magazine. No fatties. Uh, I want it all. No dopers, no smokers, no alcoholics. I steal watches. No poseurs. We don't like to write cheques. No hamsters. We don't like to take out the garbage. What I'm doing right now is making a movie about World War II! No doña juanitas. I'm currently involved in cleaning up toxic waste. Do you like cats?

If you're going to creep my profile, you may as well send me a message. Insult me at least.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.