I have the kavorka. Men, women, and children, monkeys and their children, intelligent fish, ESPECIALLY puppies, latvian orthodox nuns... absolutely NO ONE can resist the lure of the animal. It defies logic, whatever it is that draws creatures into my universe, this gravity...

I know what I want in a girl, one who is exactly the same size as me, not a dealbreaker, just a preference :P , she can run really fast, and is not bat-sh*t crazy, this is a dealbreaker. Is that too much to ask, girls give me a shout if you are out there.