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Skitzoe The Piranha: fishing in a swamp
City
Comox Valley British Columbia
Sign
Virgo
Height
5' 6" (168 cm)
Age
31 year old Woman
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
Average
Religion
Other Religion
Wet Coast Girl - Nov5th Comox Lake
dating
              
 
 
I am Seeking a
Man
For
Dating

Do you drink?
No
Marital Status
Single
Profession
broke as shit but still happy
Smarts
N/A
Do you want children?
Does not want children
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
N/A
 
Interests
being genuinedrama freeliving for little moments
bodies of waterun-civilizationfull moon rises
getting inkedtattooed skinfunction over fashion
fact over fictionanimalsnature
creativityemotionhugs
feelingtouchingcleanliness
BBQ tenderloinhouse and garden spacenice stationary and office supplies
MECMACwatching and listening to storms
candle lightsilencerelaxing
sitting down for a real mealmusic with great guitar riffswatching live music
feeling musicNational GeographicTLC and the channel
HGTVOasis HD
About Me
Been on here long enough to think I'm fishing in a swamp... but even swamps have neat things in them. That's why I'm still here, and to have a good laugh.

I'm myself, can't be bothered to pretend to be someone I'm not. I don't fall victim to trends, don't care much for television and I surely don't like one hit wonders. I'm just the girl next door, looking for... ok, I'm not totally sure, but I know your out there. If you can handle my eccentric quirks, that's a start.

I'm average, low maintenance, and a lot of fun to drive without a lot of junk in the trunk. Quiet, sputters occasionally, with the odd backfire. Economical and cheap to maintain domestic, all original parts, slight body work, likes going off road. Not just any ol' ride.

I don't have many goals, because I am so happy with where I'm at. I would like to upgrade to living on a farm or cottage in the woods. City livin isn't for me... even though Comox is hardly what some would call a city.

I'm missing someone to enjoy living life with, someone to come home to, snuggle, and connect deeply with. I'm envious of my customers who have been married for decades, but I'm scared of the tremendous loss that they go through when loosing the other, "food doesn't even taste the same".

My job is pretty much a hobby of mine, and people say I'm talented and gifted at it, some days I wonder. I'm my own worst critic, I'm optimistically trying to be positive about everything, and the little things in life are what makes me smile every day. I love life, and would love to share it and all the passion in the world with you.

Live like you were dyyyyyyin.... Tim McGraw. Yep, I like a bit of country. I think those that have a near death experience, are fortunate. They never take another breath without being grateful, and they see the beauty in every day. I try to live like this, and wished more people did the same.

I love tattoos, but no tramp stamps or trendy tribal marks. Two of my tats are for the loves of my life, and the third was purely fun and impulsive, the next one is going to take more commitment then most people have for each other. In the hopefully not so distant future, I will find a partner with the same type of devotion. I never want to get married in the religious or legal sense of the word again, but when the right one comes along, my 'wedding band' will be inked permanently upon my finger, never ending show of love. CHEEZE OVERLOAD but life's not worth much if your not living life full of passion and emotion and you must be as sure as sh*t of who you are.

Commitment isn't something I am requiring, so don't be scared away. Making close friends is where my head is at, but if the right connection happens, I'm not going to fight it.

Just my thought.... I think modern man has proven Darwin's theory of evolution... look what happens when you remove natural selection, and let the rich and retarded breed freely... we Devolve.

I never wanted childeren of my own, and kept my legs shut unlike most of the people out there ensuring the devolution of mankind. If you've made a mistake, or two or three, I won't hold it against you, but you better have put in some effort in giving your little ones the best chance at a decent life in this ever crumbling world.

I don't have a TV anymore, don't miss it at all. Rarely watch a whole movie, but I have a few that I thought were good. Seven, The Green Mile, the first SAW, Jaws, Alfred Hitchcock! (ahhhh, childhood memories). Sliding doors (Gweneth is a bad actor, in everything, but people think she is hot). Office Space, never gets old. Notebook... (accidentally watched it when I was pmsing, bawled). I like most movies with people like, Morgan Freeman, Anthony Hopkins, Sean Connery (Darby McGill and the little people... he was good lookin then, and still smokin hot today.)

I don't play games, and if you do, your out. I guess there are some on here like, viewing profiles, but not mailing, etc, you might know what I'm talking about. I'm hoping that you'll write if your interested, plain and simple.

Skitzoe has 2 roses that can be sent.

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