There are people I've known almost my entire life that don't get me. So it would appear futile to try and describe who I am in a tiny little box that nobody is probably ever going to read. However, life is often a string of completely unnoticed tasks that make you feel somewhat less insignificant in the grand scheme of things. By that logic, I should just write something in here that will entertain me, since I'm my own audience. Of course, I already know myself pretty well. How is it that there are so many guys on these sites? Most of the fellows I know can barely say six words about themselves, let alone type out a paragraph detailing every nuance of who they are and what makes them an individual worthy of companionship. But I digress (although one must question "why?" since I'm so emphatically writing this for myself). There is a certain amount of appeal in beginning a romantic relationship via the internet because there's no preconceived notions based on appearances. Naturally, this is confusing, since I am so ridiculously good-looking. I'm smart enough to recognize my own weaknesses though. And I've had enough girlfriends that were not at all my type, but looked foxy enough for me to ignore that altogether. If you're still reading this (and you are not me), I commend you. I don't think I would bother reading this much of anybody else's ranting. I'm definitely a jerk. I make fun of stupid people. I make fun of ugly people. I make fun of... well, everybody. There are people in this world that I care about more than myself though. I gladly make sacrifices so the important people in my life can have something more. Maybe I'm not a jerk. It's usually just easier to consider myself a jerk. I'm kind of a rebound-guy. If you're unfamiliar with the term "rebound-guy", I'll give you a brief description. A rebound-guy is the really sweet, chivalrous guy that a girl dates for a finite period between relationships with common Hudson Valley meatheads. If you like it when a guy compliments you and shows you a lot of affection... Then I'm for you. I'm attentive to emotional needs. If you like it when a guy wastes all his money on taking you lots of fancy places... Yeah, not me. I heard a song once that told me money can't buy love. I'm not good at taking care of other people's financial needs. Now, if you're looking for a guy with the dedication to write all of this? That's this guy. I'm not putting a lot of stock in that being the case though. It's all good. I'm pretty happy with me. I'm fairly certain that this whole ordeal will be fruitless. That doesn't bother me. Despite the fact that it kinda sucks to be single, I'll never settle. Ideally, I'd like to have a meaningful romantic relationship that's like a pop-punk song (the happy kind, not the "my girlfriend dumped me" kind). I like to use big words and I watch a lot of Jeopardy. So if you commonly use "u" for "you" and "4" in place of "for", we're probably not going to be a love connection. I'm not a fan of lazy. Unless it's Sunday and then there's no point in getting out of bed until noon and wearing pajamas all day (which is what God tells us to do on Sunday, just not in those exact words). Really, in all seriousness, the only way to know who anybody is? Take a chance and talk to them.

Coffee. It's absolutely free of any kind of hype. And it's cheap. and the best things in life are free.