Hi forks, how is everyone doing on this glorious day?
I'm a guy that likes to joke around and laugh. I even laugh when I'm nervous too. I'm passionate about what I believe, but I'm not ignorant to alternatives. I've got big hands but I can't really play basketball. I'm extremely ticklish and dislike people that do it too much. It's torture after all.
Some other interesting/wierd things;
I love the outdoors, and I love calling it the great outdoors when I go out into it.
I aspire to live on a nice piece of land with a nice piece... er nice dog.
I run, I play hockey, I play soccer, I play baseball and I play dodgeball. If you catch a ball it's a TWO PLAYER SWITCH!
I wish my life was a coffee commercial (because they're amazing, and I like drinking coffee HAHA!).
My friends and family are important to me and I love them VERY much.
I'm an uncle now which I think is fantastic, because I LOVE kids. Maybe I'll have some of my own?
I miss walking around in bare feet and eating anything you wanted.
I enjoy so many different types of music and singing it too, even though I'm not a very good singer. But hey, that's what the shower is for right?
I love watching the Oilers, although it would be alot easier if they won every game.

What am I looking for you ask? Well, I'd like someone; who loves to laugh it up. enjoy's getting out and doing something different. Will grab me and kiss me when she wants it. Will debate the ills of the world with me. Will curl up and watch bad movies and eat junk food once in a while. Who isn't too shy or timid. Someone who knows what they want in life and where they are going with it. Is this you?

Why did the Duck have to go to rehab?
ohhh wouldn't you like to know.

So if you've read this far you should leave a message. I'll give you the only two words you'll need to hear.... COME ON!

Fist fight, gymnastics, go to a buffet.
or
Coffee, walk, and candid discussion
or
six pack of beer, bumper cars, and then throw pies at each other
or
sexy music, massage oil, and bad jokes.

SOMETHING FUN!