Hi, my name is Taylor, and I am a complete ass.

Funny, I used to be the nicest guy. Attentive, complimenting, seeing to my various GF's every need and putting them on pedestals, showering her with gifts real and intangible.

That's behind me now. Good riddance. I might tell you that story sometime.

I've been a complete, brutally honest ass wipe to women for the last 6 months. And it's just awesome. Apparently you only appreciate that kind of guy, and I discovered that I am born to be him.

If you want to message me at all, these are just the first few prerequisites:

You must be hot.
You must be fit.
You must be smart.
You must be a freak in bed.
You must not be an attention whore.

After all, I'm hot, rich, fit, freaky, a certified genius, and can see through your BS, so I'm not wasting my time.

Well, maybe if you are only hot and freaky, I can rock your world a few times before I get bored of you. But only if you beg nicely.

Most likely, with the quality of people on the interwebs, I'll ditch you after about 3 minutes of pointing out your fat ass and dumb bimbo personality.

If by some miracle we proceed beyond that point, I'll wine you, dine you, take you on some heart pumping activities outdoors and in. You'll pay for them with sweat and tears of joy.