I'm 25 years old, originally from New England. Have an accent, sometimes I say "cah" instead of "car". I love to hang out with people who are super sarcastic and can make me laugh. I like to lounge around, go to the gym, beach/pool.

I'm not a mean person, but come on... if you're 40 or older what are you doing emailing someone half your age. Not gonna work buddy
Oh and the shorter than me thing isn't gonna cut it either!