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If I don't answer your emails, it doesn't necessarily mean I'm ignoring you. I get a TON of emails every day, and the time it takes to read and answer each and every one does not always balance out with the number of messages I receive. Sometimes they get lost in the shuffle, if this is the case, I am sorry. I love everyone, and your complimentary weasels are in the mail, I swear.


"I always thought I wanted my life to be more like a movie. When I noticed it was, I realized I didn't like the Genre "

I am Alyxandra, defender of man-kind. I have traveled through thousands of seas overflowing with rabid squirrels, hundreds of lakes containing man-eating candlesticks, dozens of streams filled with rather unpleasant smelling kittens, and some small babbling brooks, holding annoyingly stupid films inspired and directed by the Al Gore/Michael Moore love children. I am weary. I am tired. I am awesome. All of it is true! Every single word, pertaining to my name and how I feel about Al Gore and Michael Moore.....Shall we continue?

Right now, I'm just chillin', and enjoying life, and helping my family out quite a bit which takes up quite a bit of my time. If that's something you're not okay with, move along :D I've fashioned a career out of caring for the children and homes of families whom are wealthier than I... And it's not that bad of a gig. Just paying the bills till I can get my education underway. I'd love to be a school counselor. To me, that would be the best job ever, but not quite sure how I'm going to be able to make that happen yet. Nevertheless, I have not yet felt really led by God to anything in particular, and I'm not planning on making a serious move till he gives the go-ahead.

I'm not exactly sure what I'm looking for right now. I just moved to Toledo from Michigan, and am for the most part looking for intelligent conversation. As far as a relationship goes, it'd take a pretty special someone to sweep me off my feet again. And by special, I mean that he's gonna need a little G-O-D up in his life. That and an immensely amazing sense of humor. If that person comes along, I wouldn't be opposed to a relationship somewhere down the road, but I'm not exactly searching one out right now.

I'm quirky, politically charged, sarcastic, loud/reserved, an intellectual, and a full out Jesus freak :) Don't let that scare you off though, I don't go around a-bible thumpin' on anyone's door. If you'd like to know about my beliefs, I shall share them gladly. If not, pick my brain on another subject, I'll be just as chatty. HOWEVER, as far as romantic relationships go, if you're not a christian, you're probably not my guy. Just doesn't tend to work out any other way :D

My music tastes are pretty unique for my age. I listen to a LOT of swing and big band. I also love disco, and 70's and 80's rock. Most of this new "music" that the record companies are pumping out is useless to me. You have been warned...

Also, I AM NOT THIN. That is why it says A FEW EXTRA POUNDS way up there at the top....Yep, right over there ^ good job... I am not a 500 lb cow, and have been slowly but surely shaving down the pounds (yay me! :D) however I will never be a petite little size 4, anything below a size 8 on me looks uber gross. I am okay with this, I like who I am. I am okay with you not being okay with this, if you want a skinny little thing, there is nothing wrong with that. I am NOT OKAY with you harassing me about this, or asking me to meet, and then "not realizing I was that overweight." If you think a size 14 is "HORRENDOUSLY OVERWEIGHT", don't ask me to meet you. We'll both be rather disappointed.

Otherwise, I'm glad we had this little chat, I think I like you. Lets be best friends :D

Overall, we're probably going to get along great if....

You are a God fearing dude who puts God number one in your life
You are fascinated by poetry or the theater
You enjoy discussing deep or controversial topics
You have an unhealthy obsession with music or art
You think red heads are "spicier" XP
You love laughing, having fun, and finding the time to act like a ten year old again
Pointless yet amusingly witty banter tickles your fancy
You like to kick it old school
You still occasionally watch the old action cartoons (He-man, Johnny Quest, Bird-man)
Your man enough to admit that you actually enjoy the occasional chick flick
You're exceptionally outgoing thus able to break through my "fortress of awkward" You have conservative values ;P
You can withstand barrages of cult film and song lyric quotes
The idea of jumping in rain puddles, isn't a turnoff
You tend to make a fool of yourself, (publicly) on a regular basis
You like to go a-walkin after midnight
You enjoy yelling and or singing pointless things, just for the sake of being able to say ( oh yeah, I went there)
AND
If you think it's time to meet someone pretty amaz-za-zing
(kudos if you can tell me what ------------------^this^------------- is from....)

Surprise me, I'm up for trying pretty much anything once. Excitement is my middle name....or Jordan. One of those.....