There are serious criteria for me to message with you! Read the list, then the profile.


1. If you are looking to cheat on your partner or spouse, don't bother me.

2. If you are looking for quick careless sex, please don't bother me.

3.Starting your first message to me me with compliments and what you would want to do during an intimate encounter is inappropriate and rude. I'll only reply to tell you off.

3a.Unless we're in an intimate situation,i don't want to hear about your endowments. That's just tasteless.

If you can pass these criteria, you may move on to reading my profile.


Up Front: I'm not here for an easy lay. If you are, i wish you luck in your search, as you won't be getting lucky with me.

Moving on!

I'm chronically ill. I have Fibromyalgia which is a chronic pain and fatigue disorder. ( No, you can't catch it.)The important thing is it does not prevent me from going out on a moment's notice, trying to climb all the rocks in Central park, hiking, singing, gallivanting or exploring or in general living my life. I'm not a whiny person, so i don't tolerate them. I do the best i can with what i have each day.

I am married, but the marriage is purely platonic thus bringing me back to Ye Olde Internet to potentially meet some people primarily for friendship, hopefully for more in the cases where lightening strikes.

This is with my husband's full consent and blessing. No sneaking around or 'discretion'. He'll know about you, he'll even meet you.

If you are not single or your relationship is not open, please don't waste either of our time trying to sweeten up to me--I am no one's dirty little secret, and i will never ask anyone to be mine.

I'm honestly looking for a "Boy/Girl/Zed-friend" , a significant other, a partner. The gender is optional.

I'm looking for a person who can trade which spoon they are when cuddling, hold hands in the park, and understand that i'm always there for them.

I sound vicious and serious, please don't fall for that. I'm a cute fluffy bunny. You know, the one from "The Holy Grail".

I'm a bit of an Elder Goth. I've proven one can be subversive as hell while wearing orange and white sneakers and jeans. I miss my Younger Goth days, but am also very happy in my skin such as it is.

Hi!!! I'm an Extrovert!! I've tested as an ENFP since i was 18. That remains pretty stable.

I'm originally from Western NY but moved here to pursue vocal training. I'm involved with an amazing choir that i love incredibly much. In my solo singing i tend to do opera, classical pieces and recently learned i can do some d*mned good jazz and even some blues.

The choir is mainly A Capella so it's fulfilling a lifelong dream of mine to perform in a A Capella group, while teaching me and testing me. I love it.

If you're a Tenor looking for an amazing group- message me! We need tenors!

I'm Intelligent and require the same from a potential match. If i could wear a t-shirt out all the time it would read "Your I.Q must be at least This High to ride This Ride." Empirical data accepted. This would get noticed because let's face it- big boobs get your t-shirts read.

If you can score above 47 on Freerice.com just pass go and message me with your number. *wicked grin*

Seriously, intelligence is my biggest turn on. Geeks, dorks, please come on over, don't be shy. I'll take good care of you.

I am **EXTREMELY** protective of my loved ones. You get into that circle and you can guarantee i'll have your back.

I am as domestic as your average Bengal tiger and possibly a little more destructive in my attempts to be so. This doesn't mean i don't love cooking for other people, it just means i'm likely to end up spooking myself while looking in the fridge and cause some chaos. I also hate cooking for just myself. Chaos, i tell you.

That said i am a coffee snob, a tea snob AND a beer snob. Less of the sneering at what you're drinking variety, and more of the 'educating others as to the awesomeness that's out there' kind.

i am a bit feline in my nature. Less so of the 'turn and bite your hand' and more of the passing through moods of extreme sociality to wanting to be left alone. I always come around.

I also tend to be a sucker for warm patches of sunlight and am highly guilty of flopping out and enjoying them. Life is just too short to do otherwise.

I love puffer fish and Belted Galloway cows. As in, i become a squeaking ball of glee when confronted with them.

I'm insanely passionate about music, about art and living life to it's fullest.

I am a sugar powered chaos generator. Just so you know this.

Musically? I perform in an A Capella group here in the city, while solo i sing Opera, Jazz, Blues and Show tunes.

...oh, what i listen to? There's not a big enough text entry box for that. I'm constantly finding new songs and sounds to love.

Some call me crazy, others eccentric. I am a whirlwind, a force of nature and one of the best friends you will ever have. That goes for as a lover, too.

First dates are so often a mess of nerves and small talk, so i'd want to do something off the beaten path and just plain fun. Instead of sitting in a coffee shop let's get some tea and sit in the park. Even if it's raining.

Have a place you've always wanted to try but never have? Let's go!

Seriously, i'm more about connecting with a person than what we do. If you're a great conversationalist, if we have deep intellectual talks ranging from Science to cartoons that last until they close the place around us, that's what i'll remember.