know "what's up", although I haven't got a clue. Drop some bad-*** one-liners, but tend to frequently lose my train of thought.
Choose text messaging over phone calls, only person in the city that seems to drink Jack n Tonic and prefer satire to slapstick.
Miss the World Cup and good places to listen to music in the city.
Biased about the English version of the Office and European soccer, other than that, not much else really bothers me, unless you're unnecessarily up in my face or business.
I do have a job that I enjoy, a diverse palette, an eye for a bargain, tolerance of large crowds, an armored liver, a subscription to The Economist and The Onion, a Gym membership and can't take the pressure of that online movie rental site.
Oh yeah, I am also going to take over the world with my paprika and soy sauce concoction.

Would love someone that looks on the bright side of life, lives life "supersized", finds humor in irony, is raw, doesn’t take themselves, life and the city too seriously, curses way too much (especially at me), gives me the butterflies, composure while eating her burger at 4am, cracks me up, dignified, loves crunk, a killer smile, a tender touch, thinks its ok to download music illegally but not movies and loves herself but isn’t narcissistic.

Always down to share the 3rd entree with me, devours food, will proof my profile even though she doesn’t want to write me (cause she's cool like that), believes red meat should taste like butter and finally, keeps me incessantly staring at my phone waiting for it to ring.

If you have a tendency to make comments such as "I dont/never/only (insert pathetic constraint here)", We probably won't get along!

In all honesty, I don't really care if you're none of the above, just hit me up if you think you're bad-a**!