Well anyone who knows me, knows that I am going to be a cat lady. I plan on harpooning my skills with cotton candy making and french braiding hair in the carny circuit. During the 45 years I work the fair, I'm going to adopt all of the stray cats that I come across. Once I've retired, I'll move into the old, scary, run-down mansion at the top of the hill. The neighborhood children will dare eachother to run up to my front porch and knock on the front door after which they will frantically run away :}

In all seriousness, DO NOT message me if all you're looking for is a casual relationship or cheap hook-ups. I am not into either. I'm not saying I'm ready to jump into a serious relationship after one conversation either. Also, if you think you're slick and will be able to get what you want from me by telling me what you think I want to hear, you are seriously mistaken. I know how that game is played and I have removed myself from that roster. So, with all of that being said, if you're here to get to know someone genuinely and are looking for something real, feel free to message me.

I'm also no supermodel. I know this and am not going to hide from it. I have worked my ass off (literally :-p) and I am really proud of my progress but still have a little ways to go. I don't want there to be any false expectations of looks. If it is something you can't handle, then click onward my friend :}

My ideal first date is something that isn't awkward. Something that's fun and light that isn't ridden with expectations.