I'm looking for someone that's up for having fun. Be it to go out to a bar or a lounge, go to a museum or social event, or just to hang out at the park and people watch. As long as there are no hang ups about things and nothing negative that isn't plain fun, such as making fun of hamsters and poodles. Poodles are just sad. They are the laughing stock of the dog world. And hamsters are just plain funny. What with their cute little noses and the way the scurry about. I'd say gerbils, but they always make me think of something dirty and gay thanks to the Richard Gere rumor. Poor gerbils will never live that rumor down. Also mimes and clowns, cuz mimes are stupid and clowns are scary. Who the hell dresses up like that and thinks it's ok?!? Freaking weirdos. John Wayne Gacy dressed up as a clown, and we know where that went. So, um... yeah.

I think life is too short to waste on beating around the bush. I'm hoping to meet someone who isn't afraid to tell me up front what they want. If I can supply it then great, if not, then not a problem. Life goes on, we go our separate ways.

I like to smile, joke around, and take things in life less seriously than most. I'm also a bit sarcastic and foul minded. If it can be construed as dirty, chances are my mind has already gone there. In regards to others, I don't mind hearing about someone's problems, but I would prefer not to. I know the world can suck, but do we have to linger on that fact? No. Let's revel in the little joys that life can have.

Anywho, that's just a bit about me. There's more to tell, but I'll only share with those who ask.

I was reading the forums and saw that there are suggestions for how to tailor your profile, and I was going to follow the suggestion and change the description section into something more generic. But, I don't want to be generic. I don't want to simply list my likes and dislikes in the same old tired bulleted format as many others do. I like what I've put in my description. It states what I am currently looking for and it also captures my personality well. I also like that I maintain to the K.I.S.S format (keep it simple stupid). I see too many profiles out there that seem like they are writing the book of their lives.

As for this first date section, I think I'll just change what it contains every now and a then.

"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut." Guard #2 - Monty Python and the Holy Grail