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grumpylguy The Shark: DO YOU KNOW WHATS BUTTER'S
City
warwick Rhode Island
Sign
Leo
Height
5' 11" (180 cm)
Age
32 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
Average
Religion
Non-Religious
dating
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Long Term

Do you drink?
No
Marital Status
Single
Profession
prefernot to say
Smarts
N/A
Do you want children?
Prefer Not To Say
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
No
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
LOVEmyladyflowers
fireplaceshelping the communitylogcabins
charity workcandlelightbeachsand
timeshareinggiving
holdingdoorsholdinghandslovesongs
whispering
About Me
Love is butter's. Its thick, creamy, made with sugar and sugar's sweet, i would churn sugar in my butter. great in any desert, the ingredients are a necessity. If a woman were a slice of bread. I would spread the butter nice and thick across the whole area, and the crusty edges. Then I would put that bread in the warm oven, lightly toast the bread, makeing sure the butter is slowly melting and the bread is soaking it all in. Now that bread would be butter's.
If we were plenty of birds, first we would breath fresh air, depending on were we are. Its not that easy to breath oxygen from water. We could fly over the water, swim in the water, drink water ,walk on water which is very impressive. We could even snatch a fish out of the water. I think i would rather be a bird. I could be an eagle. See things from miles away , be endangered. What fish is a nationl icon and is the sign of freedom. I dont remember. I must say though, this is a great web site, so if i have to be a fish i will stay the shark. If I were santa claus, I would bring mrs claus with me in my sliegh.i wouldnt leave her in the north pole. She would sit beside me and she could shout the rain deers names everyones in while.i think she would enjoy the veiw also , i wouldnt have to show her pictures every year or when she facebooked me, see the pictures i posted. we also could keep each other warm . we could share the cookies and milk. the song would say, i saw mrs claus kissing santa claus under the mistletoe last night. and if i got stuck in the chimney i would have help getting out, but most important we would spend christmas night together . No better feeling than making a woman happy. A clean hair cut and shave with after shave feels good also. But to take a womans heart in his hand and squeeze every second, make her blood flow and keep her heart beating forever is specail. Looking for sunshine, Someone that can make anything grow, when in the rain can make a rainbow, that can make anything hot when it is cold. A light that will shine and burn forever. When blocked by the moon I cant help but look. even if it affects my vision. Looking for a queen with a crown. I will supply the jewels, I will shower you with gifts, fan you with large leaves when hot, kiss the ground you walk, roll the red carpet and sprinkle rose peddles. Im keeping my profile semi private. If you are interested let me know, you ask you shall recieve. If you rather not ask, type in this secret code, 552277 in the quick message box. Please only woman that want to be treated like a queen.

First Date
Im not going to describe what my first date is going to be like, I want that to be special and memorable. memories of a first date can be forever.
Mail Settings (To message grumpylguy you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Age between 25 and 50
Live in United States

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