One of the best experiences of my life was when I was in high school. I used to play guitar in a punk rock band, and at one of our biggest shows our singer decided to bail last minute. So I grabbed my guitar, took the spotlight, gave it hell, and the crowd went nuts. It was the best show we played. Since then I haven't really had time for a band, but I'm now focusing my life goals around recording and producing my songs and getting them heard by the world. Then I wanna do a world-tour. I love music, traveling, and creative art. I'd like to meet some people who can find other things to do besides "clubbing" on a Friday night. So if you're intelligent and interesting drop me a line.

Maybe try one or more of the following:

• ride around a busy department store in a broken shopping cart
• release crickets in a public library
• have a luge race down burnaby mountain on skateboards
• build a fort and then pillage the local townsfolk
• get tattoos (I don't have any yet)