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Are you tired of dating men who are all wrong for you? Do you wish you could find a man who interests you on many levels? Well I have the solution! INTRODUCING...ME! Simply use the keys in front of you to send me an email and you will discover renewed excitement about the hope of romance and the possibility that there is a REAL man out there. Send it within the next 5 minutes and you'll also enjoy thought-provoking conversation, plenty of laughter, AND as a special bonus…unexpectedly memorable experiences! But WAIT...that's not all! ACT NOW and you’ll receive not ONE, not TWO, but a lifetime supply of stomach butterflies!!!!

*Disclaimer: Individual results will vary; contents may settle during shipping.
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Haha... Guess I’ve seen one too many infomercials. Some of you are probably thinking this guy is either totally LAME or has delusions of grandeur :p. That's okay, I'm ONLY looking to attract those who "get it." I am not here looking for a pointless "hook up," as that's easy enough to find in a bar. While I'd like to find an intense, meaningful connection with someone, if we meet and it turns into a great friendship, I would welcome that (and I'm referring to an ACTUAL friendship consisting of time spent getting to know each other and stuff that like-- NOT the PRETEND kind in which the ubiquitous empty line "I see you as more of a friend" is delivered as we both say LATE). Family and friends mean everything to me because they will be there through good times and bad. Of course, if there ARE romantic "sparks" when we meet... please try to contain your physical attraction until you get to know me, even if I smell REALLY GOOD. Agreed? ;)

*UPDATE 11/09: I'm at a point in my life where I KNOW what I want... and more importantly, what I don't want, in a potential relationship; so I'm kind of over "playing the field" and am not interested in going on a bunch of random dates... If you think there's a chance you are the one for whom I've waited my whole entire life- just as you have been waiting for me, then don't hesitate to write before it's too late!

**I couldn't find many photos of myself. I will try and get some more taken soon, but for now you'll just have to take a chance...or not! YES, I do have hair and am not missing any limbs :).