Ok, here I go again.

Here are some statements below
1. You believe that you have been taken by aliens and will be returning to the mothership shortly to be their king.
2. Oj is 100% innocent. Comon the glove didn't fit.
3. Your first date with me, is not even showing up because you cant handle rejection.
4. Taking a shower every 5 days is soooooo helping the environment. Why waste water?
5. Your roommate is your mom. Shes just that cool!!!!

If you said yes to any of those statements...... Keep on trucking and good luck on your search. Im sure she will be a lucky lady.


Im a pretty laid back girl who loves to laugh and making some jokes. Sometimes I
do have that weird sense of humor but it makes me unforgettable. I find stupid things funny.
I have never been married, but was engaged at one time. The only living thing that depends on me is my dog Maggie. Shes a crazy, but I love her. I can date a guy with a child.
Im an honest person who cant lie worth a dang according to my friends and family. My friends are always there for me and make life a lot better .

What Im looking in a guy... He has to make me laugh. Being honest, hard working and easy going is great. Showering every day would be a plus.

If your interested on getting to know me better, then send me a message. I do tend to go for the more dorky , sweet guys. Looks are not everything, but there has to be a spark inside.

Melissa