I'm a voice over actor and a dog trainer. Isn't that somethin'? I'm very silly. I love making people laugh. I can pick up dialects in minutes. You should hear my gay character that I took from this old customer I had at Hard Times Pizza. Fitting name, huh?

I aspire to produce a movie very soon. I'm writing a script with my best friend about dating. Wow, have I met some...interesting women! I'm sure we have stories!

I'm loyal, sweet and brave. Kind of like a pit bull. Plus, I'm Irish. So, if someone's messin with ya lass...they'll catch a sock on the button! I can't help it. My dad was 5' 4", built like a brick house, fiercely smart and brave. He taught me well. Maybe that's why he married a taller woman. Cause he was so confident. Did I mention that I have recently dated tall women? I liked it. Last woman I dated was 6' 1." Boy did the guys hate me! And the girls were like..."Wow, that's kind of hot." She moved out of state for school, so...you get the picture. * I just want to say that if you're cute, smart, sweet and funny...I don't care how short you are. I still wouldn't date you!!!! No, I'm kidding. I would.

I like any kind of music -- hold on a second. I'm lyin'. Country is painfully dreadful for me to listen to. I feel like ripping off my clothes or banging my head against a brick wall. Unless it's the man in black. Cause Cash is the man.

So, whattaya think?

I'm not going to tell you yet. It's a secret.