....Hello; I am a man who is looking for trouble. In need of mental examination. Extreamly happy and content to be alone;; and I am wanting to give that up???? I am talking to myself and therefore I must be able to reason with myself. Can't help it. But here I am.... Bad doggy, bad doggy - no biscuit. I ask you; what man in his right mind would want to give up everything to be aggrivated by a woman? Having to answer all kinds of questions. Putting up with an attitude once a month. Listening to things like "He's in the selective listening mode", "We don't do anything", "Your always working",, "Your never home", "Now what are you into", "You ain't bringing that into the house", "Why don't you ever do that with me"; and the list goes on. I wonder if shock treatment will work. What; no sense of humor??? Take it on down the road then. Some things aren't ment to be public. You'll have to write to find out those things. I am not here for a booty call. It would take alot more than a pretty face and smile for that. I have integrity you know; not to mention a reputation. Just being a smarta...
....On the serious side: I don't bother with living like the Jones's or Hollywood. Having fun is one thing; letting your guard down, putting up your caped crusader suit and living like real people is another. Would love to find a woman with snap, her own identity behind the mask. Not having to put on a show when out and about with her man. Living your life is being consistant with yourself and not cutting corners. Ladies should love being a woman. Put a dress on and remind yourself that you are one. You might be surprised at the response you would get; even from your significant other.
....Jeff Dunham, Blue Collar, Jerry Clower; incredably funny, but true to life. For me; there is a drive through ATM in Clarksville. It has brail for the seeing impaired. ????? And some would say; "I need to seek help".. Love my zinggers. Especially when someone has the wit to come back. No one is immuned. I am a hard pill for some, an aquired taste as I live the life most people dream of. Gypsy you could say as I travel all of the U.S..
....Lifetime in the Navy, lived in Bermuda, no holds barred when it comes to being me. Yes, I dance; ballroom, country, and latino. If you don't know how; must be willing to learn. Around the world a few times and well educated. There is a whole lot more, but it'll have to come later. Yes, I have a flea collar and am house broken. The beard is gone, still have long hair though. I do love myself and who I am; that being said, take me or leave me alone. Must own dresses and a few gowns. Don't want people to think badly when I take you to 7-11 for dinner. Yes, I am a real work of art under construction. Foghorn Leghorn folks, always something to say. Should I just shoot myself now or wait untill I am in full agony?? Bandages would keep me warm through the winter.

First date???? With or without kids?? Makes a difference I would think. How about someplace where you can let your guard down and relax. Coffee and a corner (can't be a corner you once worked); outside cafe or a drive. Junk shops; okay antiques or flea markets. Dinner and a show perhaps.