My heart is too big.
Steals the blood from my brain.
This is where I want to say something clever so you will know I am a man of severe depth.
And where I want to say something heartfelt and charming so you will know that I am so much a romantic that I could actually romanticize a ketchup condiment if I had to.
Or hot and sour soup,...or whatever else it is that we had lying around near the couch at the end of one of our ,
This is where I want to tell you that I am hard-working, straight, drug and addiction free and in good shape and employed and,
Or maybe this is where I want to tell you that I am really, really smart,...which means that I will not always agree with you.
I'm laughing at the fact that I actually wrote that last sentence.
What was I thinking?
I was thinking that I should tell you that I know the difference between passion and intensity.
Kindness and weakness.
Dominance and visciousness.
kissing and KISSING.
I will notice a million things about you that you haven't even thought about being adored for.
I will notice the way denim hugs your hips when you're stressed.
I will notice your fingers when you sleep.
I will notice the way you hold your head when you are asking me questions,...really wanting to know.
I will notice the look on your face and what your lips do when you're finding out.
I will notice if you look at your hands sometimes,...as if they know what you're really trying to say.
I will notice when you are intimidated and excited at the same time.
Especially if I caused it.
I will throw you over my shoulder sometimes,
Okay ,...maybe a lot.
But that's up to me ,....don't worry about it.
All of my contradictions run parallel.
I'm complex but not complicated.
I don't play or read music but I compose.
I have almost no sense of smell but I am an amazing cook. (because I'm an inventer).
I hate baseball but love the yankees.
Love football but never watch it and don't have a team.
I am a poet, a caveman, a scientist, a writer, a builder, a traveler, a father, brother , son and Man.
Childlike sometimes but never childish.
I'm tough and available,
More so of both than you can possibly imagine.
I trust my heart completely and honestly let him make almost all of my decisions for me,
...I trust him completely.
Oh yeah,...one more thing.
If we get to know eachother and hit it off real well,
and someday,..you become mine and I become the man of you,
....I will want the part(s) of you that ,....I dunno,
...the parts no one else has ever had.
So,...here we are at the end,
if you have read this far,...I WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
So,...I double dog dare you to get back to me.
-Tarzan