Here is where I am supposed to describe myself to total strangers so they can evaluate and judge me… instead of selling myself like a product i'm taking a different approach..... For your reading pleasure ;)


-"Imagine your a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook...you put your little deer lips to the cool clear water...BAM a ****in bullet rips off part of your head, your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces, you I asks ya, would you give a **** what kind of pants the son of a **** who shot you was wearing?" --- YES I WOULD CARE WHAT PANTS HE WAS WEARING MARISSA.


- I am the worst driver, yet I work for a car company.
- I live in a church..and no i'm not a nun.
-I have the best family and friends... therefore I am rich.
- I think men in suits are HOT
-Reading the Snapple fact of the day from the cap of a bottle of Snapple makes me happy.
- Cats scare me and I will kick it across the room if I see one.
- I love a juicy and delicious steak every once in awhile, but could eat sushi every day.
- No matter how much I try I will never understand football.
- I'm italian and I like to cook, however, i do have a problem that stands in the way... i believe anything that is purchased in 48hrs must be used or else it goes bad-- and this goes for canned soups with expiration dates of 15+ yrs.
- It blows my mind when people mispronounce my name, its 6 letters and 2 syllabus- work with me here people.
- I will laugh at you when you fall.
- I don’t like sleeping.. sleep when you’re dead.
- I miss being in college every day and will never get over it.
- I’d rather have a colonoscopy then give a presentation.
- I will eat anything with chocolate, even though I am highly allergic.

Actually in all seriousness I am a driven girl with lots of good things going on in her life. I have been told over and over that I am a “catch” but I haven’t found someone that is worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and sarcastic, I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life.
If any of this interests you or want to learn more, drop me a message. (I can’t believe you actually read that entire thing.)

I'm an old fashioned kind of girl, wine me and dine me. Also, guys don't get it twisted.. a first date is merely an interview, so be respectful :)