Describe yourself in a box that would barely hold the ingredients to a bag or Doritoes. Wow, where do I start?

Well according to the guidelines above, I am supposed to talk about what makes me unique. I could say things like a Ferarri, three heads and six toes on each but, but let's face it: I'd be lying about the car.

I am new to this whole online dating thing. A bunch of my friends have tried it with varying degrees of success. Some loved the results (and people) they got out of this. Others wished a blind date included a mandatory lesson in self-hanging. Buyer beware, I guess :P

I am new to the Kingston area, having just moved here from the Ottawa area (and before that Newfoundland, and before that PEI, and before that Montreal and before... well you get the idea. Let's just say filing taxes is going to be a pain). I would love to get to know the area, and if you have any suggestions, I am definitely game.

I love the outdoors, and get out there at every chance I get -- which thankfully, due to my line of work, is often. I love camping and hiking and trail running, and there is nothing better than sipping tea while watching the mist rise off the lake early in the morning. Likewise, snowshoeing through the backcountry after a fresh snowfall is amazing. That being said, digging one's driveway out after a three-foot snowfall sucks. Lots.

I am now being instructed by POF to talk about my tastes in music:

I like it. I can't for the life of me play it.

I love dogs, and think they make us better people. They are like little people... except they drink out of the toilet bowl and lick themselves in bizarre places. Unless of course that is your thing... in which case more power to you. We have become a far more accepting society... I guess.

I am an avid admirer of history, historical fiction, pretty much anything that starts with "histor", unless it was the Michael Jackson album. That one kinda sucked.

Anyway, assuming I don't scare you, bore you, or otherwise cause you physical pain in places you didn't know you could experience it (on top of your pinky, for example), gimme a shout!

Something awesome. Obviously. Or... you know dinner, a movie, skydiving, overthrowing a small government. It's all good. Okay, well maybe a movie wouldn't be the best option....