Who has a question...you...in the corner with your hand up...Who am I you ask?

Me: Plays w/matches. Runs w/scissors. Crosses street w/out looking both ways. Puts elbows on the dinner table. Goes swimming right after eating. Talks to strangers AND takes candy from them. Sits too close to the tv and stays out after dark! That's right - the "bad boy" your mother always warned you about.

If there is a choice between yes or no, the answer is always - yes! Should I go on vacation...yes! Should I call you...yes! Every yes is an adventure...or a learning experience. Of course there are times when the answer is no...the "Moe" haircut, pinky rings, friends who invite you over for dinner - but then try and recruit you as an Amway distributor, & capri pants on a man (that is just a gigantic bag of wrong).

I'm a very positive person, enjoy life, love grand romantic gestures, am very stable and balanced, but am always on the lookout for ways to be silly and adventurous. A great night together doesn't have to be extravagent. Listening to some chill music and staring into a woman's eyes...that can be a great night. It's rare. People don't just get together and look deeply at each other anymore. But that's the best way to get to know someone.

I am fairly picky and don't need anyone to make my life "complete." I have a great family, tons of "fab" friends, and my life is great. But I would be open to a long term relationship with the right woman to complete the picture.

I love to laugh and find humor in everything. My favorite activities are dining out, long romantic walks along the seemingly-safe train tracks, sunning myself on the beautiful beaches of Death Valley, going to movies and the theater, screenwriting, making short films, weekend trips out of town, scuba diving for tires and license plates, motorcycle riding, sailing, and after all of that, a good knoodle on the couch with someone special. I am always learning a new skill or hobby to keep life interesting. I just learned to be an Ultimate Fighter...no one can defend my thumb-wrestling death blow!

Who am I looking for? Someone fun who has a positive outlook on life, laughs at my bad jokes, a bubbly personality is a huge plus, cute as a button, spontaneous, good sense of humor, someone who can carry on a conversation, likes to get out of the house and seek adventure, likes to spend time with friends and family, someone who challenges me and likes to be spoiled now and again. A woman whose sexy, bright smile can light up a room - or at least a closet - in the event of a blackout I could still pick out some matching clothes...now I ask you...is that asking too much?

Send me a note and lets get this show on the road!

Wouldn't you rather I surprise you with that information? A bit of mystery?