Life is too short. Gotta have fun and laugh. I mean i have a tattoo of the evil monkey from family guy on my *ss. Theres many good reasons why. Im a 27 year old (going on 12 is what my friends say) I dont look or act it. attractive i know, sarcasm. I play football and take care of mentally and emotionally handicapped individuals. still going to school. Im poor because of a woman. poor as in im not going to buy you a car cause last time i did that it backfired, not i dont want no scrub poor. we all have that story to some degree. new to online. just tired of meeting the same flakey gurl at tha bar. work and school so i dont get to meet many cool people. im more fun through text or in person so just holla.

First, I would call a taxi and pick her up, then after splitting krystals, we could go shoot paintballs at cows. dude, i aint telling. it depends on the person and the situation. I am prince f*cking charming if i like you.