So I've probably re-written this thing about a half a dozen times now, lol. Seems like I'll write something one day, and then read it the next and not like it, lol.

I like to have fun mostly, then again, who doesn't? :-p. I like to make others laugh, which brings me to laughter as well.

I love adventures and exploring new places. I haven't been outside the US yet, but I'm currently planning a trip to Germany this coming fall. :-) I have been to a lot of places within the US though. Originally from Nebraska, but I've lived in Illinois, California, Florida, New York, and now Maryland, but I've visited a number of other places.

I love photography. I don't consider myself a professional by any means, but a lot of people seem to think I could be. *shrug*

I use to dance on a daily basis, but it's been a while since I've done any sort of dancing.. :-( I'd like to get back into doing it. I'm new to the Maryland/Virginia area so I'm not terribly certain where I can find these establishments.

I'd also like to learn the violin.

I have a dictionary full of interests, which is simply delightful for it allows me to dabble in pretty much whatever comes my way. :)

I'm horribly sarcastic, so if you don't enjoy the finer art of sarcasm, I'm probably not your Prince Charming. :-p

I don't venture to the bar/pub often, and I NEVER go by myself. I feel that doing such makes you a depressing alcoholic, so I make it a note to always go with friends. With that said, I still don't go very often, maybe once or twice a month.

There seems to be a multitude of "I" in this description box so I shall deviate from that path and write about you:

Be able to understand and find the humor in my sarcasm.
Understand that I do like to goof around and be childish, while at the same time consciously knowing when it is the time to be mature and professional.
Know that I do have a full-time job and will be gone most of the day, except for nights after 5pm, and all weekends are open.
Must be able to enjoy life!
Must NOT have a pessimistic outlook on life. Those glasses are half-full with water dripping in! ;)
Must like goofing around and not caring if you look a fool in public.
Must be 100% committed to the relationship. Cheating is grounds for instant breakup with no chance of getting back together.
Must not smoke or do drugs.
Must not be "gangsta" unless you're being sarcastic about it, which I tend to do sometimes.
Be able to form coherent sentences with proper grammar, spelling and punctuation. I know we're not all perfect (especially me) but speling lik dis bcuz its kewl (god that kills me...) is not actually cool, and you probably need to go back to high school to learn why you need an apostrophe after the t in "its"... Only exception being English is not your primary language, which I can understand as I too speak a second language and I'm sure my sentence structure is well below par.
But most of all! MUST enjoy living life and being happy!

There, now I have rambled on for quite some time, and if you've actually managed to read this far, I congratulate you. Though I will also think you're a little strange, which is perfectly cool.

Hmm... I suppose this is all for now. I might think of something incredibly majestic to toss in here later. :-p