One day in the not so distant future (well, quite possibly in the very distant future) I will get around to seriously filling this out. In the meantime, I can't wait to hear more about you (as I'm thoroughly bored with me)! I really don't have a clue what I'm looking for, so I'm casting a very big net in the the sea of love and hoping to hook a pretty fish that can do more than just swim. I can't help but have the feeling that I was not the Christopher Columbus nor Neil Armstrong of using cliche Plenty of Fish innuendos in their profile. On the other hand, quite possibly I was the first to acknowledge it (and if so, that in it's own right, would be most impressive).

In the interest of full disclosure, I'm not sure just how emotionally available I am as I'm in the midst of a full blown love affair with my iPhone (we are still in the honeymoon phase). I don't know what more to share, at this point, other than "LOL" somehow bugs me. How many people actually laugh out loud? I think by and large it's a fake orgasm. On the upside, at least guys can LOL too.

I have a problem with coffee. I have yet to find a 12 step program capable of curing this wondrous addiction and would love company while drinking, drinking, drinking. I even like to drink and drive. That being said, I can be considerably more creative than meeting for coffee for future outings. We could have dinner and then I could order coffee (well, an espresso based beverage to be exact) with dessert.