If there is one thing that you gotta take with me is that I luv too joke around and luv seeing ppl smile.

I think in life plenty of people miss their share of happiness,not because they never found it,but because they didn't stop to enjoy it !!


Quotes Too Live By.......

"It is not the number of breaths you take that count, but the moments that take your breath away"

"Don't make someone a priority when you're only an option"

"A real man doesn't make love to a thousand woman, he makes love to one woman a thousand ways"

"Smile always, Laugh lots and forgive quickly... Lifes to short to be anything but happy.

"The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching"

"I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you think"

"Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid bullshit, take chances, and never have regrets, because at one point, it was exactly what you wanted"

"He who hesitates, has already lost"

"The brick walls are not there to keep us out. They are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want something"

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted"

"A good apology is like an antibiotic; a bad apology is like rubbing salt in the wound"

"Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment"

"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it"

" Winners make the rules losers live by them "

" Overeacting is my only reaction which only sets off a chain reaction "

" People do not care how much you know until they know how much you care"

"You Always Seem To Obsess Over Things You Cant Have,But When U Have It,You Cant Appreciate It,When You Lose It,You Want It Back,But When It's gone,You Cant Understand Why U Let It Go In The First Place"

"Give me the courage too change the things which can and ought too be changed, the serenity too accept the things which cannot be changed,and the wisdom too know the difference"


Real Friends vs Fake Friends

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "d*mn we ****ed up.but that sh*twas fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your sh*tso long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk sh*tto the person who talks sh*tabout you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out.

This is for my Partying ppl... This is what I say if you come party with the big BOYZ... Drink triple, see double, Act single and if you can't remember. It didn't happen..lol...

This is a funny one I think
When girls don't put out!!
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that B I T C H knows I'm smarter than her.

Keep it simple. maybe do some bowling, play some pool.... Just as long as both parties are having fun