UPDATE: Damn site! Can't get my pics up.
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Hi out there, How does one describe oneself in a way that gives justice to ones own uniqueness? I have no idea but I will try. I've been a single mother since 2004 and am finally ready to try and meet guys again. I took the time after my 14 year marriage ended to find myself again and build a new better more solid base to build on. I have a wonderful son who is going to be 15 in November, a 9 and a half year old dog (who goes EVERYWHERE with me), and last but definitely not least a small 1 year old Meyers parrot. That's my family and I love them dearly. AHH now for the good stuff ME. I'm 5'6", 275, with red hair and hazel eyes, now I put that out there so you'll know what you'll be looking at across the table, next to you at the bar or in the grass, etc. Well at least physically. For my personality it's a little harder because I'm still figuring that out. Let's start with the easy stuff. I like to learn about all kinds of things ranging from ancient cultures to how Cheetos are made. I'm very much in touch with my inner child not to say I'm not responsible I mean I'm a mom you know, but I try to not get too serious about anything. You only get to live for a short time as you are now before going on a new journey and we have no real idea how that one will go. I'm a tomboy and have several tattoos but am soft and cuddly as well. I have a dark sense of humor and am a little gothic. Not brooding EMO Goth but NCIS Abby Goth and no I don't sleep in a coffin not enough room for 2 in the ones I tried in the showroom.
The things I'm good at.
Well talking, just in case you missed that. Being a smartass. Playing around. Playing video games. Cooking and baking. Making bird toys.
BBQ or more accurately grilling. I love to whether it's raining, snowing, foggy or sunny it's always time to BBQ. Camping goes well with this.
Going on adventures great and small. With the right mind set even a trip to Wal-Mart or Safeway can be an adventure.
Building and fixing things. Writing and creating.
Of course there's the naughty things. Hehehehe =^.^=
I'm a burgeoning Dom.
Me:
Let me be Frank for a minute (You can be Sue ;? )… My 40 L cups. Then my eyes. My smile. I rarely climb into or leave my bed with out it.
Then I open my mouth and all fall to there knees in worship. Yes, god has sent me to brighten your measly, dark, tired, and pathetic little lives with my perfect and wonderful greatness. Just kidding remember I did mentioned dark humor and being a smartass. I don't take myself seriously and enjoy poking in good natured fun. But then again I AM pretty great.
The things I like:
Books: New authors would include but not limited to Bentley Little, and Rowling to name a couple. Old would be Tolkien, Edger Allen Poe, Asimov, Lovecraft, Plato, Shakespeare, and many more.
Directors: Hitchcock, Hammer films, Mel Brookes, Kubrick, Clint Eastwood, Tim Burton films
Actors: Sean Connery, Boris Karloff, Christopher Walken, Christapher Lee, Clint Eastwood, Vincent D'Onofrio, Russell Crowe, Katharine Hepburn, Betty Davis,
Movies: Horror: Foreign, Hammer, and Rob Zombie are some of my favorites. Spoofs: such as Austin Powers and Shaun of the dead. Just seen Zombieland, very funny. Action: Well anything with Sean Connery (100 points to the one who can tell me what movie has Sean running around in a red loin cloth and a long black wig), Bruce Willis or Christian Bale. Loved 300 and Knocked Up, please note that nether of these have Sean, Bruce, or Christian in them. Even with these extreme short comings they where very entertaining. Absolutely love Monty Python.
Music: I love the full gambit. From Toby Keith to Dethklok. Korn to Louis Armstrong. Mozart to Johnny Cash. The Eels to Justin Timberlake (he's my guilty pleasure). T-Pain to Placebo. Smashing Pumpkins then, now doesn't matter love it. I could go on but I think you get the idea. Name a band and I probably like at least one song. Oh and I'm on a Chemical Romance kick right now.
Food: What? Where? Can I have some? I'll try anything and if I like it I'll get seconds. Sushi, Asian, German, all of it.
Sex: Pleasure and pain (with in reason). Scene play. Toys. Control. A dash of degradation and humiliation. Good sex is like a good recipe several ingredients mix together carefully and is always better if all chiefs involved love what their doing and the person their cooking for or with. ;) With the right guy I could Switch.
Things I could never live with out:
1. Another [[Beautiful Freak]] like me. (looking for this one)
2. My family, human and non-human. this includes family by blood and those we chose to adopt i.e. friends and pets.
3. Bed Sheets. A flat sheet can double as cloths when you gotta get out of bed in a hurry. (In case of attack by Zombies, Cybermen, Daleks, a flocks of rabid pigeons, or fire and natural disasters, etc.. And if your real unlucky an X who got a copy of the house key. Long story maybe I'll elaborate some time. Though kind a funny now.) I keep an extra one at the end of my bed for guests.
4. Books: paper, e-book, Audio, Podcast, Writing short stories. Fiction, non fiction, Manuals, sh*tI'll read brochures. It's all important. FYI #4 can not be substituted for #3.
5. My inner child. Without her life would be dreary, dark and exceedingly boring.
6. Tattoos! You don't have to have any but it's a plus if you can appreciate them. I love them. Designing them, Getting them, Looking at them, Talking to people about why they got them and how they designed them.
7. Sex. All kinds rough, loving, long and sensual, short and sweet. It's all fun as long as you can find some one who can talk openly about what they like and how they like it.
Now for something private:
I have a dragon on one of my breasts. He's 12" long and is green and yellow. He can peek out when I wear low cut shirts. And he will be getting a companion soon on my other breast. =O
Importent. I like kinky sex it's not a deal breaker if you don't but..... I love all kinds but some kink is always good.
What I think about:
What I will do when I find someone who also collects oodles of useless information. Oooh the fun, with hours of talking. (does anyone else still use the word oodle?)
My next [[tattoo]] but I already covered this.
How many lickes does it take?? Orange, chocolate, and cherry are my favorate. If you have them or at least one I'll do just about anything to get it. ;)
How many stars are there and how many of them warm small planets harboring life.
Are there Ents still roaming the forests and have they found their wives yet.
How to get a listing of the homes for sale in Hobbiten.
Oh I could go on and on here but I'll stop for now. My mind is always full of random thoughts and ideas.

I think this is more. useful Message me if:
If you know what a [[zephyr]] is.
Love parrots and dogs. My American Bulldog is my Siamese twin.
If you like change and looking silly in public.
If you like Good Eats, Snatch (I know this is a movie), South Park, House or NCIS.
Anything from Hugh Laurie or Sean Connery (Oh how I love Bond)
If you have or like Tattoos, but I think I already said this earlier. (No I'm not obsessing, nooo)
If you can appreciate the small things and handle a person who still has her child like wonder in tacked and can show it at anytime. Like oh let's say, gasping with joy when seeing the color green and or remembering something clever or funny.
You like sex. Especially if you need a strong partner. All kinds but I did cover that already.
Or if you get what I'm trying to express here.
If you want to or if not I send you all the love and good will I have to hopefully help you on your journey from here on out.
We can figure out the date when we get to that point.

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