| deliciousmonkey711 :
Let's Meat |
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| City |
laguna beach California |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Cancer |
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Height | 6' 0" (183 cm)
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| Age |
41 |
| Gender |
Man |
| Body Type |
Athletic |
| Religion |
Non-Religious |
| Hair Color |
Mixed Color |
| Private Images |
Yes | | Chemistry |
N/A | Relationship Needs: N/A |
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
banking |
| Smarts |
Bachelors degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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Interests
| Drinking Gasoline and Helping Old Ladies Across the Street | | |
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| | About Me |
| | i'm here to see what happens next. i'm interested in finding a rare and sexy mama, with big brains, a profound heart, a monster sense of humor, who loves the beach as much as i do and is ready for the last relationship of her long, happy and healthy life. if you make me laugh really hard and yr an affectionate and hypnotically sensuous little monkey, then i'll endeavor to do my absolute best to make you a really happy girl. i hate rollerblading and cats and you get that. (i might be flexible on the d*mn cat.. if yr unspeakably sublime.. ..for a couple of days.) if sweet papa destiny speaks, we'll know quickly enough. you have great communicative, as well as hygienic skills & you get freaked out by bugs that have way too many d*mn legs. you do love frogs, though. you're ridiculously kind and nurturing and.. did i mention that you're breath-taking? what else?.. oh.. one of the most immediate things that we both have VERY much in common is that neither one of us want to be here on this site for long, as neither one of us has any interest in "serial dating". like me, you want to find a really "good one", be done with all the rest and see where and how far it goes. and.. also, you're only crazy in bed, no where else. got it? experience as a pixie is highly preferred. 8:) |
| | First Date |
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you always open the door for me. i love that about you. after treating me at tiffany's with something not-so-small and very, very shiny, i'd then accept your offer to further lavish me with an extravagant and impossibly romantic dinner, where we later dance the night away, out on the moonlit veranda, overlooking the silvery night-swept pacific, as the waves crash onto the rocks, far, far below. you whisper sweet promises into my ear and yet respect me enough to not expect too much on a first date. (i do require being properly courted, after all. ..and yr such a peach for understanding.) later, hand in hand, we take a long walk along the beach where we laugh and kick up the sand and whitewater like little kids and passionately gush about joy and each others' dreams and endless hopes and...
drinks. we go for drinks. |
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