I know you are looking at this profile expecting to find a guy posing in front of a bathroom mirror with his shirt off, or a guy showcasing his new riced out Neon. A guy who talks about how he likes to surf and work on his pecks at the gym. That guy who goes to the bar with his sunglasses on and a bluetooth in his ear.

Unfortunately, I am not this guy. Sorry ladies!

Who am I then? I'm a grad student at McMaster university writing my PhD in organic chemistry. In a nutshell, I'm the guy who makes Meth and Ecstasy in my bathtub at home lol But when I'm not a freelance drug dealer, I work on breast cancer research in hopes of saving my most beloved female body part! So technically, 10% of each boob belongs to me, seriously though, no joke. lol

Other than that, I'm just a laid back, down to earth kind of guy who enjoys every aspect of life. Experience is the only way to live life and live it to the fullest. I'm a joker, always trying to get a laugh out of someone. I can pretty much make a joke out of anything; how crude and racist it may be, well, that's another story lol

Anyways since this is a "dating" website and all, what am I looking for in a girl? The number one thing for a girl to be is down to earth. Guys are simple beings and all we want is a girl who is cool, calm and collected. Reliability is key; a girl who is far too flaky need not apply.

As you've probably noticed my humor can be pretty dry at times lol So if you haven't been profoundly offended yet and are still reading this, feel free to send me a message. I promise I'm a gentleman.

I can have fun doing anything. Whatever your heart desires.