I'd rather risk sounding generic than idiotic, so here goes:
I love music. I'm often at my best when I've spent a few hours playing my guitar, keyboard or drums. It energizes me like nothing else can.
I've been told I'm very sarcastic and/or cynical, but these assessments are often made by extremely judgmental people who don't get to / care to see my fiercely idealistic side.
I enjoy making people laugh. I would love to be around funny people. I also enjoy traveling, especially last-minute getaways to exotic places.
Aside from that, I'm a voracious reader. I find myself reading anything I can get my hands on.

Books
Aldous Huxley - Island, Ape and Essence
Salman Rushdie - Every book
Graham Greene - A Burnt Out Case, The Thirteenth Man, Everything really. This man is a genius.
Albert Camus - The Plague, A Happy Death

George Orwell - 1984, Burmese Days ---yet another genius
Rudyard Kipling - The Jungle Books ---Not a children's book at all.

Movies
The Lives of Others
The Man in the Glass Booth
Snatch
The Quiet American
etc etc etc.

But seriously, are you going to not talk to me because we don't watch the same movies or have the same favorite song?

TV Shows
South Park
Arrested Development
The Daily Show

Music
Depeche Mode
NiN
Peter Gabriel
Tori Amos
Zazie (The French version of Tori Amos)
Seal
U2
Metallica
Iron Maiden
Marilyn Manson
Mozart
Beethoven
Lamb
..many,many others

It would have to be something fun. Sitting at a boring restaurant talking about "hobbies, turn ons and turn offs" is not something I'd enjoy. I prefer to be at some breathtakingly beautiful place, watching the sunset, exploring new trails, etc.